Jack Monroe #133 Neither a celebrity or a chef

[waffle maker]

Do any of us have any energy left for 8pm tonight?

I'm thinking of clapping for the NHS out of spite. I live in another country and time zone but I might just do it anyway.

 

[Sentient mirror]

Just catching up. Has she gone viral yet?

 

[Captainmouse]

I’m all behind (not mediteranean) just popped in from previous to say I have never felt sorry for jezza before. Mega cringe, and can you dm people you don’t follow?

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Why is she carrying on like she’s about to die of exhaustion, but can’t go to bed because people have locked her in Twitter? Go to bed, Jackie.

I think she’s so scared she’s forgotten about. She’s worried she’ll sleep for a few hours, the Twitter world will have moved on and she won’t get the attention she desperately needs.

 

[Sentient mirror]

Just wondering about rent. Why doesn't she... Ask the woman in the mirror, try asking her to pay her waaaaaay

 

[Captainmouse]

Yes I haven’t done it since. Who’s going to tell her?

Who’s gonna tell me?

 

[LyraBalaqua]

Do any of us have any energy left for 8pm tonight?

I cannot wait

 

[Captainmouse]

Bloody hell, finally caught up! I'm knackered - all of this grunka'ing for FREE. I haven't even had time to burn/eat/compost that piece of crap cookbook.

Send it to her publisher/agent sans stamp

 

[Geetbo]

Another day of chaos dawns.

 

[Harrybosch]

This has me ROLLING WHAT A head

Still doesn’t mean that Jack has actually donated her own fee to them...

She won't have been paid for it yet.

 

[Captainmouse]

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Exactly, you do a much better job lying about yourself than anybody could!

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Saw this and thought of Jack...

 

[I’MBUSY!]

She won't have been paid for it yet.

True, true. Just that this is being done with as much transparency as we have come to expect. I won’t be holding my breath.

 

[Walnutss]

I’m all behind (not mediteranean) just popped in from previous to say I have never felt sorry for jezza before. Mega cringe, and can you dm people you don’t follow?

You can set your own preference. You can only allow DMS from people who follow you or anyone. Blue tickers go to the top no matter what order they came in

 

[Peeky_Mink]

Well, if she can have all of those jobs in one year and still only scrape her rent each month, something must be going on. I wouldn't speculate though.

NOOOOO you'll summon her back here again


But seriously, it is so incredibly frustrating how she pretends to be poor so that she can scam money from the public when she is clearly just terrible with money management (no shame in that but just admit it!)

 

[Fitnessqueen]

After 9 months of furlough, part time furlough and then redundancy I’m back in full time work today. I shall look forward to an epic Grunk tonight - be careful out there comrades

 

[Oofadoofa]

After 9 months of furlough, part time furlough and then redundancy I’m back in full time work today. I shall look forward to an epic Grunk tonight - be careful out there comrades

Well played, good luck!

 

[bladiesla]

Don’t know if already posted

Oh aye, I now see it has bounced every month? Is she a compulsive liar? Or is it just her style to always exagerate (whether she talks about soft soft crappy white bread, writes cringeworthy self-love stew recipes or responds to tweets)?

 

[Dogmuck]

After 9 months of furlough, part time furlough and then redundancy I’m back in full time work today. I shall look forward to an epic Grunk tonight - be careful out there comrades

Nice work lady! Best of luck to you today hope it all goes well xxx

 

[Silver Linings]

New day, new bio.