Jack Monroe #133 Neither a celebrity or a chef

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I think she was* in some kind of weird game of “still awake and on Twitter“ chicken with RM. Which is funny until you realise Jack just couldn’t let the spotlight be on for anyone else even for a moment.
*hopefully not jinxed it now!
 
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The mice are Antifa and Coop is the fash. I love cats but let's face it there is no such thing as a left wing cat.
The brambly corbynite mice are the owners of the hard left accounts slating her on twitter...cooper got bashed for praising Douglas Ross at the bungalow garden animals' meetup (fox was in the corner plinking away on the piano one pawed, while Terry the sparrow tried their luck at a landslide acapella cover)

Edit: army sleep technique for jack since as we all know she's 'military round the edges' www.independent.co.uk/life-style/national-napping-day-2019-fall-asleep-fast-military-trick-sleep-a8817826.html
 
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wow, didn't realise Jack was this cuckoo for coco puffs.

Is it safe to assume that SB might be with his dad since I'm hoping he's not just sitting around hoping his mom will deign to feed him as she scrolls through her phone constantly?
 
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wow, didn't realise Jack was this cuckoo for coco puffs.

Is it safe to assume that SB might be with his dad since I'm hoping he's not just sitting around hoping his mom will deign to feed him as she scrolls through her phone constantly?
What do you think SB would prefer, pouring himself a bowl of cinnamon grahams or a bowl of porridge topped with bacon scraps and banana cooked by his mother?
 
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wow, didn't realise Jack was this cuckoo for coco puffs.

Is it safe to assume that SB might be with his dad since I'm hoping he's not just sitting around hoping his mom will deign to feed him as she scrolls through her phone constantly?
Unfortunately, it seems SB is with Jack.

On Tues she said she was off for a walk with him (though, delightfully for SB, she said it might be more of a stomp😟). Then in the afternoon she described the poor wee soul bringing her food because he hadn’t seen “mama” eating anything that day.

Yesterday, she was apparently going to be helping SB with his school work, and then spending time watching Disney movies with him. Hard to see, given her Twitter nonsense, how there was any time for either of those things in any meaningful sense. Later in the day, she posted shots of some godawful, and frankly traumatic, game she forces him to play every night.

ETA: also, given she’s been up for - what is it now? about three hundred and two hours straight? - and mostly sobbing her little heart out for some unfathomable/self-inflicted reasons - I can’t imagine her parenting will be at its A Game today either.
 
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Not sure if this is strictly Tattle legal but these two squigs have been going hard against any detractors of Jack all day so I consider them fair game having zealously inserted themself into often unnecessary arguments (they learnt from the best).

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Anyway I saw this on their timelines (both of them have been acting as attack dogs and must follow each other) and just wanted to say that if this is the level of searing discourse that her stans engage in we probably have nothing to worry about wrt her continued political influence.
 
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I must have missed when the single bouncy rent cheque turned to six, or did they gradually increase throughout the day? If it happened (did it happen?) it didn't just "happen". You have agency over this! For whatever reason, YOU didn't ensure there were enough funds to pay the rent. Banks don't do boing boing for fun!

Shall we start a book regarding tomorrow’s Thunderclap and whether she can pull back from the recents days events.
Change to #clapforCorbyn perhaps.
#ThunderclapforClown 🤡
Because that little emoji fella looks like he needs saving. :)
 
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Good Morning, I have caught up. Thinking about Jeremy Corbyn (I am a huge fan- I wish he was even more socialist). SO... As far as I can tell, he doesn't follow Jack on Twitter so she couldn't send him recent DMs? Unless he has unfollowed her very recently.

I wanted to send him some DMs for the Bantz but I can't as he doesn't follow me.
 
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What do you think SB would prefer, pouring himself a bowl of cinnamon grahams or a bowl of porridge topped with bacon scraps and banana cooked by his mother?
Tbh, I wonder what type of ready-made stuff she keeps around the house - i feel like she'd only want food she can cook/control but maybe I'm really just making tit up
 
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wow, didn't realise Jack was this cuckoo for coco puffs.

Is it safe to assume that SB might be with his dad since I'm hoping he's not just sitting around hoping his mom will deign to feed him as she scrolls through her phone constantly?
Captain Lee! (I have only heard this phrase this week)
 
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Good Morning, I have caught up. Thinking about Jeremy Corbyn (I am a huge fan- I wish he was even more socialist). SO... As far as I can tell, he doesn't follow Jack on Twitter so she couldn't send him recent DMs? Unless he has unfollowed her very recently.

I wanted to send him some DMs for the Bantz but I can't as he doesn't follow me.
That is interesting - I'm a bit of a twitter novice - but always thought you had to follow each other to get DMs. So is Jack getting 100s of DMs from random headteachers (for eg) possible?
 
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Completely OT and speaking of Teflon (and I can’t find the original post, sorry), if anyone wants something to take their mind off this shitshow, there is a really good documentary called Dark Waters on Amazon.

It is about DuPont and their horrendous attempt to cover up the dangers of manufacturing that ‘lovely’ material dear Jackie is coated in. Mark Ruffalo was really good too.

Anyway, nothing more to say on Jack, other than what you lot have said brilliantly.

She. Needs. To. Stop. Digging.
 
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That is interesting - I'm a bit of a twitter novice - but always thought you had to follow each other to get DMs. So is Jack getting 100s of DMs from random headteachers (for eg) possible?
It depends on your settings. You can open them to randoms so this is definitely possible.
 
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When she does one of her big, amazing twitter marathons and expects fawning, celebrity and riches but actually gets tit thrown at her from all angles, then it's fair to assume that we can expect retaliation of some sort - you just know she went to bed last night blaming Tattle for sowing seeds of doubt in the minds of those that she thought she had a captive hold over. She must also have noticed that the doubters are becoming greater in number, and louder.
 
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