@Sentient mirror you've moved into the kitchen! 
Jack Monroe #131 Mary Sloppins
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She’s loving it , there’ll be a naked streak around the bungalow after she’s cleaned up.
I’ve grunked as quick as I can today after seeing an article on the southend Echo about this/Jack. They call her a chef, I presume she’ll correct that as she IS NOT A CHEF.
Can’t believe that tweet to Marcus and it’s a shame to see that squiggles are still blindly supporting her.
You’ve got the basis of her correct there. She is a terrible person and these threads can be quite heavy because of the things she discusses. The cabal are kind, clever and hilarious though, if they weren’t Jacks threads would be too depressing. I’ve been on a Jack break for a bit and would recommend it when she gets a bit much.
Also If you haven’t read it - thread number 31 is an interesting read, Jack graces us with her presence!
Can’t believe that tweet to Marcus and it’s a shame to see that squiggles are still blindly supporting her.
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You’ve got the basis of her correct there. She is a terrible person and these threads can be quite heavy because of the things she discusses. The cabal are kind, clever and hilarious though, if they weren’t Jacks threads would be too depressing. I’ve been on a Jack break for a bit and would recommend it when she gets a bit much.
Also If you haven’t read it - thread number 31 is an interesting read, Jack graces us with her presence!
Re: Tupperware. We're expecting far too much hygiene knowledge from a woman who keeps her makeup sponge next to her potato.
Any learned frau's who would be able to make an educated guess as to the value of all of the expensive looking equipment in this one photo?
I used to read Harry Potter does that make me a witch?
How does she square all her top end appliances with the poor little me schtick. stupid twit.
I’m so tempted to tweet her and ask what knowledge she has of school run kitchens , their budget etc .
I won’t but I wish someone would .
I won’t but I wish someone would .
Good lord no! You can’t beat an Aga/Rayburn for heating and cooking though. #middleclasstwat.
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It's not an Aga.
It's a Belling.
Sorry, I'm revoking my middle class card as we speak
That must be the poor little boy whose food parcel that is.
Does she know her height though?
I don’t remember peas in her £20 slop or even seeing nice green peas on any of her plates
On the few weeks that my daughter was in high school after new term started in Sept (in between periods of whole years isolating at home) the 'hot option' at lunchtime was a cheese and tomato panini - every single day. The logistics of seating and feeding 100+ teens in 20mins and observing social distancing made it nigh on impossible to provide much else by way of variety.
This! Don't traumatise any other kids please by making them eat tinned slop. I have genuine concerns for her kid, he is a growing boy and the portions sizes are shocking. Mine would be phoning childline if I served up what he gets.
When he is old enough what's the bets he hot foots it round to his dad's, only stopping off for a dirty burger
I absolutely can’t keep up with the pace of these threads but have a look at this 
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