Jack Monroe #131 Mary Sloppins

[SpamNugget]

To me she's desperately trying to grab any 'meeja' opportunity cos she knows within 24 hours this will have mostly gone away ...there will either be a DfE statement in the HoC or Kate Green will table an Urgent Question where the govt will say we've done x,y,z to make sure this doesn't happen again .

So the Sainted Slopspreader of Saarfend will be out of the tiny chunk of limelight she's managed to get ,also Mr Rashford will be available after his kucky-ball match .

 

[Limey]

from a US Twitter account I follow, just popped up at the top of my feed #uncanny

 

[Geetbo]

Also, how the duck is she the leader of the opposition? She's got a permanent residence set up in Sarah Vine's sphincter for a start.

 

[colouredlines]

Who's that on the left though?

 

[LyraBalaqua]

To me she's desperately trying to grab any 'meeja' opportunity cos she knows within 24 hours this will have mostly gone away ...there will either be a DfE statement in the HoC or Kate Green will table an Urgent Question where the govt will say we've done x,y,z to make sure this doesn't happen again .

So the Sainted Slopspreader of Saarfend will be out of the tiny chunk of limelight she's managed to get ,also Mr Rashford will be available after his kucky-ball match .

She can fall back on being a Thursday Thundercunt , being a #founder and all that.

 

[HotesTilaire]

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I don't think Jack has quite grunked up on this thread yet, but it will be interesting to see her inevitable reaction to dissent among the squiggs who haven't mentioned her by name

It’s the same squiggle as my thread 105/6

Anyway let Jack loose on the public, she will only Monroe it up anyways

 

[veryfondoftea]

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Who's that on the left though?

Why are they using a photo of Justin Bieber?

 

[HotesTilaire]

Plenty of people call King Marcus “leader of the opposition” and she’s hi-jacked her way into that.

Behind so this XXXXXXXXXXX. mag has liked this?

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XXXXXXXXXXXXX mag is on twitter and so does not post on here.
They suspect she is Not Good.
It’s the Breakdown that’s her pals.

 

[LyraBalaqua]

Really, dozens of heads have been twatting about on Twitter and dm-ing her while they’re overseeing their staff remote teaching and making sure all the children are ok at home if they aren’t allowed in school?

She’s obscene.

 

[Captainmouse]

FFS - she is giving me a bleeping migraine. At least the poorly poorly long COVID and the ouchy mouth have been shelved for a bit

Till required

 

[colouredlines]

Really, dozens of heads have been twatting about on Twitter and dm-ing her while they’re overseeing their teachers remote teaching and making sure all the children are ok at home if they aren’t allowed in school?

She’s obscene.

Depending on the day, her DMs are either full of whistleblowing headteachers, the desperate poor with freezers full of chip shop chips, political prisoners, or armies of trolls. No wonder she can't get the beige recipe cards out.

 

[J4n0Z]

Zzz

Ooohhhhh!!

Buckle up Tattlers, there’s some Twitter stirrings in play and I’m here for all of it

Oh, Nicola Miller knows what's what, eh?

I think someone mentioned something about The Good Law project. It may have been a direct quote from R Jackie herself.

Now that would be the collab from hell. R Jackie and the Fox Batterer..please god NO.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Plenty of people call King Marcus “leader of the opposition” and she’s hi-jacked her way into that.



is on twitter and so does not post on here.
They suspect she is Not Good.
that’s her pal

Oh tit sorry, thank you, wait I’ll request to delete that as I’ve potentially doxxed them x

 

[jenny2603]

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Zzz


Oh, Nicola Miller knows what's what, eh?

I think someone mentioned something about The Good Law project. It may have been a direct quote from R Jackie herself.

Now that would be the collab from hell. R Jackie and the Fox Batterer..please god NO.

God she really must be raging about that hose.

 

[Captainmouse]

duck off , you’re absolutely fine!

You mean facetune

 

[LyraBalaqua]

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Oh, Nicola Miller knows what's what, eh?

I think someone mentioned something about The Good Law project. It may have been a direct quote from R Jackie herself.

Now that would be the collab from hell. R Jackie and the Fox Batterer..please god NO.

Nicola appears to have her sussed and seems to be part of a close knit group of food folk. The trifle dissing at Christmas was seen as bleeping rude and taking cheap shots at fellow food writers.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Nicola appears to have her sussed and seems to be part of a close knit group of food writers. The trifle dissing at Christmas was seen as bleeping rude and taking cheap shots at fellow food writers.

I reckon there's a lot of back channel chat re. Jack amongst food writers (and others). The trifle thing just seems to have been the last straw for NM.

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

What is AAVE that people have been referring to in the last thread please?

African American Vernacular English. Essentially, she put on a fake accent to order a Black British man about as if she were pretending to be an African American woman. Whilst probably still wearing her Mary Poppins outfit.

 

[J4n0Z]

Nicola appears to have her sussed and seems to be part of a close knit group of food writers. The trifle dissing at Christmas was seen as bleeping rude and taking cheap shots at fellow food writers.

I missed that but why am not surprised? Eventually she'll burn all the bridges - then she'll really be up tit creek.

 

[LyraBalaqua]

I missed that but why am not surprised? Eventually she'll burn all the bridges - then she'll really be up tit creek.

It’s here somewhere , hold on .