I’m no connoisseur but what kind of tit wine did Jack drink if a suitable replacement is a combo of tea, vinegar and tomato puree? It’s Mr Bean at NYE, funnelling sugar into vinegar when he’s run out of wine.
Jack Monroe #130 Or, more likely it just didn’t happen
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yea, point taken. Twitter probably isn’t the appropriate place
This is such a weird thing to do. Whoever did this, and I'm sure of course it was noone here, isn't going to get the big 'Gotcha' moment they hope for. The school isn't going to make any kind of public comment. There's probably barely anyone left there who even remembers, she left school 16 years ago. It'd be sheer madness for a school to get dragged into a scene about some now deleted tweets. That person should just come join us here, or be cleverer about it and not be such an obvious no follower troll.
In other news: LOL
Mind you I can’t really say anything, I am currently sleeping with cheetahs 
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Pe teachers tend to get promoted as they have more time to deal with stuff (apologies to any pe teachers on her)Just found out that not only does my old school have a Wikipedia page, but that my former PE teacher is now Deputy Head.Which is a surprise given that the woman was a complete airhead who could barely teach PE.
On topic: I actually like that octopus hook. I might need to go and have a lie down.
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Terrible.
The teacher was named in the press when charged so that info was dealt with at the time anyway.
I’m just reflecting on my experience in about thread 105/6 with squiggles who have no posting history.
I’m just reflecting on my experience in about thread 105/6 with squiggles who have no posting history.
Depends on the evening.
My drink of choice is Strongbow so, probably.
She could have ironed the curtains. 
Risotto is not "long and slow" and nor is gravy. Someone needs to tell the Italians about her, you should have seen the memes when Valencian Twitter found Jamie Oliver's "paella" recipe!
Just leave the wine out of a risotto. Why would you replace it with chicken stock when risotto already has chicken stock in?
I thought that too. 'Squish' to me would mean like a pea-sized amount which would make no difference to the taste at all.'Squish' of tomato puree. Yuck. Like splodge of this and smudge of that, why does she use these inappropriate words that make me throw up in my mouth?
Genuinely, I feel sick after writing that
If this is the "best tip on Twitter tonight", well...
Camouflage for the anchoïade
Custard cake.
My old school has a Wikipedia page . Very famous woman politician attended 
.Was full of horrible bullying ninnies . They were all about how they looked outside but the bullying was terrible 
.Was full of horrible bullying ninnies . They were all about how they looked outside but the bullying was terrible 
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