Jack Monroe #129 Jack, could we have a quick chat?

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Zero food waste Jack is so pointless. Next thing she will be making SB eat the core of an apple so it’s not “wasted” ffs

me the council has food waste bins they recycle our scraps

Thought she had a compost pallet bin or something

What's she gonna put in that brand new Christmas Compost bin if she's eating all the scraps? Weird thing to get if you're moving too.
 
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What was up with the brambly mice? It happened before I started lurking on this thread but I've seen it referenced a lot

Also re: removals - shes a pescatarian bodybuilder, dontcha know, she'll be carring a sideboard under each arm
 
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https://cookingonabootstrap.com/tag/vegetable-stock/

Most of these recipes use a stock cube. Why wouldn't she be using her veg stock that she's used for 10 YEARS??
This was my first thought too. She's spent YEARS banging on about stock cubes. Cheap stock cubes, stock cubes crushed to powder, stock cubes in recipes where they really don't belong...she thinks those gel stock pots are fancy FFS! Now she's secretly been slow cooking her own onion skin stock for 10 years?
 
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Does she mention using this bin dodging stock much in the past?
One of her unique USPs is to rigorously avoid seasoning and flavour as a matter of policy (too fancy for povs).
Apologies to smol Jack if I have got this entirely wrong.
 
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What was up with the brambly mice? It happened before I started lurking on this thread but I've seen it referenced a lot

Also re: removals - shes a pescatarian bodybuilder, dontcha know, she'll be carring a sideboard under each arm

when cooper's nose looked sunburned in the summer, she blamed it on a family of mice who lived in the brambles beating him up.

it seems they've moved out now
 
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Why does that abomination appear to be arranged on a cut off leg of corduroy traazers?
Corduroy traazers?


I've boaked four times already this morning:
That oily carrot dish
The cutlery draw
The freezer veg peelings
Allegra's toot filled kitchen
And now the above picture
#arseondrainingboard
 
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Louder for the Jack up the back: you can't eat anything like kings on £20 a week.
Stop talking dangerous, disingenuous old cobblers.
 
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Christ, what an absolute arsehole, sharing his books with teachers and kids.

Jack, set your Squiggle Army on him immediately.

 
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She only cares about these things on Thunderclaptrap Thursdays. She founded a hashtag, doncha know. For engagement.
 
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So, she dug all those peelings out of her freezer, arranged them on one of her wrapping paper backgrounds and then took a picture of them? Right.....

I presume she chucked them in the bin afterwards, or did she gather them all back up lovingly, softly, mindfully and put them back in the freezer where they will stay forever more
 
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