She had to pull out of being the worlds smollest MP because she got death threats delivered to whatever shitty dwelling she called home back then. I'm not sure who was responsible for said threats or if any action was taken or if they even happened at all.She could never be an MP, bc it would mean the press and public taking a closer look at all herliesclaims. Believe it or not, she’s too dishonest to even be a politician!
oh bless sorry tbh it’s not that informative tbh just as someone who has shopped around for accts for a similar purpose (eg for a company not for dodging lol) there really is nothing untoward available anymore outside of shafting your ex wife and beloved children. If anything it’s gotten much worse with IR35 there’s such a focus on sole employee ltd company directors most are fleeing the market. Companies aren’t even offering those contracts anymore either as no one wants the heat. I know HMRC aren’t reading Twitter or tattle but I certainly wouldn’t be claiming to earn significantly less than I’d put through on a company I’m director of cos I don’t want to endure a tax investigation and/or actual prison?? Unless it’s with you girlies for our suggesting not to cook chickpeas for 6 hoursThank you @heretoreaditall2019 this is 100% the forensic level of bullshit filtering, detection and explanation I am here for!
She will but in 2038.
i'm honoured! But the real credit for the thread title should go to the true MVP Rosemary Scoular
blessing this thread with my current lunch of homemade spicy baked beans, sourdough, halloumi, pickled onions and avocado. Not a single baked bean was rinsed in the making of this dish.View attachment 378160
I'm having a cup a soupi'm honoured! But the real credit for the thread title should go to the true MVP Rosemary Scoular
blessing this thread with my current lunch of homemade spicy baked beans, sourdough, halloumi, pickled onions and avocado. Not a single baked bean was rinsed in the making of this dish.View attachment 378160
Then bung it in a curry, lots of black pepper, add an egg. Serve stone cold.Looks amazing- how long will you give it in the slow cooker?
Oh I don't know, I'd say around 2 to 3 weeks probablyLooks amazing- how long will you give it in the slow cooker?
We had those frozen potato waffles you pop in the toaster for 5 mins that make your toaster smell like them forever moreI'm having a cup a soup
Or a David Walliams bookThen bung it in a curry, lots of black pepper, add an egg. Serve stone cold.
Thunderclap sounds like Viz cartoon about a kid who does massive farts.
I've been eating coco pops for lunch every single day of 2021 so I was just really proud of this tbhWe had those frozen potato waffles you pop in the toaster for 5 mins that make your toaster smell like them forever morebut v happy for you Blurst x
I would be first in the queue at Cafe BlurstI've been eating coco pops for lunch every single day of 2021 so I was just really proud of this tbh
Now I want coco pops...I've been eating coco pops for lunch every single day of 2021 so I was just really proud of this tbh
The reason she stopped trying tobe an MPdo anything at all was because it was too hard.
That is absolutely bloody amazing!!!You do know I'M BUSY, don't you?
No furlough I cry
No furlough I cry
No furlough I cry
No furlough I cry
Cause I remember when we used to sit
In my leafy yard in Southend
Observing the hypocrite
Tweet with the good people we scam
Bluetickers we have, oh, Squiggles we have lost
Along the way
In this great future,
You can't forget my past
So flow your tears, I say
Go Patreon I cry
Go Ko-fi I cry
Little smol one, my shed is clear
Go fund me I cry
Said I remember when we use to sit
In my leafy yard in Southend
And then Cooper would make the fire lights
I say, mouses burnin' through the nights
Then we would cook cornmeal porridge
Of which I'll share with youChrist, no
Mypoor, ouchy, broken in a thousand placesfeet is my only carriageexcept for rail ones, obvs
And so I've got to push on thru,
Oh, while I'm gone
Nothin's gonna be alright
Nothin's gonna be alright
I'm on my Twitter for the whole damn night
Wanting my Patreons to treat me right
To Patreons I lie
To chopped livers, bye bye
Kid say 'More jam Mama'
I'll shed fake tears
And #thankyou #fuckoff, bye bye.
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