No. bleeping. Shame. None whatsoever. Its a good job there are receipts. Our record keepers are amazing.
Jack Monroe #129 Jack, could we have a quick chat?
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A now deleted tweet. Ffs does she have to make every single political situation or current events about her?!
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Also her jasmine plant is apparently a gardenia. Can she get anything right?
Modern day Nostradamus, innit.
Edit: also, peerless dinner party chat, Jack! You must be a blast to be around!
Omg not the Nazi dinner party anecdote again. She's fleshed this one out a bit more though. She is like Father Ted with his grudge list. Which reminds me, will she be asking Twit Twit Twitter what everyone's favourite humming noise is?
How does she manage these hours on Twitter? No wonder she has no time to finish books or post slop recipe cards.
Twitter is like O2 to Jack innit?
OMG, she's such a shameless dick.
So many people have warned about Trump (and the rise of the Tea Party loonies the decade earlier), as if that's an original idea. But Iill smol pixie Jack wants to be congratulated for the idea of visiting a concentration camp. duck her for trying to make a visit to Auschwitz about her. What a narcissistic bleep.
It’s aaaaaalll about the bandwagon with her.
Worse than 'hot take Jack' is 'I would have totally written a hot take, had it not been for those pesky media people discouraging me' Jack.
(And let's not forget, nobody has had it worse than her, she truly is an inspirational, against the odds, working class hero*)
*in her own fantasy
(And let's not forget, nobody has had it worse than her, she truly is an inspirational, against the odds, working class hero*)
*in her own fantasy
More like bechevaux.
I get really irritated with her "it's autism" and "it's ADHD" followed by some mahoosive stereotypical symptom. I have ADHD and my only major struggle is with my hearing (I struggle to hear multiple sounds). My son is autistic and these stereotypes make it so difficult for us because people won't accept his diagnosis as he doesn't fit in that autistic box. The more these stereotypes are promoted the more difficult it is for those with autism to get the support they need.
The autism stuff drives me mad too. Firstly if wondering about times of the day was my autistic son's biggest problem I'd be over the moon. Secondly the stereotypes around autism are usually perpetuated by self diagnosed celebs. I know she states she was diagnosed, but her autistic experience is documented like something out of a poorly researched book. These stereotypes make it hard for other people to accept people are autistic unless they display an almost artificial amount of stereotypical symptoms.
She said she was expelled from school and her parents didn't know? What on earth?! 
Expelled yet still took her exams. Suspended then? Or just shite?She said she was expelled from school and her parents didn't know? What on earth?!
This is *brilliant*, just absolutely, classic Monroe - has told an absolutely huge lie, a bleeping whopper, but she knows that it can't be in any way corroborated by her family so what to do......tell another whopper by way of explanation! beautiful!
She is of course super calculated and clever with her lies, she knows no one will check with the school and that the school would be unlikely to give details of their students away so she can lie about it/them with wild abandon, they're an easy target. Its just the pesky family who stand in the way, so a good job she's totally shameless and doesn't think twice about lying through her back teeth to and about them - the absolutely priceless thing would be to see her parents reading, for the first time, that 16/17 years ago they're fantasist daughter was apparently expelled from school and the school didn't think to call them at any point, it didn't show up in any letter or record and no sibling or friend of the family thought to mention it either - imagine reading this bollocks and thinking ''haha, THAT didn't happen...'' but not being able, in good conscience, to say anything for fear of embarrassing your pathological liar daughter and alienating her and her son from you. You have to wonder if they just read it with a bowl of popcorn, laughing, like us...
And about the PRU: *another* little roll she has 'on the quiet', perhaps we need to start compiling a list just to keep up - so far we have government school food policy mastermind, Rashford career mastermind, PRU stalwart and a few more that I quite frankly know i'm missing but can't remember.. but it does seem strange, to a simple man like me, that someone who was ahem, 'expelled' from school with nearly no grades would assume that a teaching career would be attainable or that the teaching profession would even want her... not that it matters, there is precisely zero chance of it ever happening because, as ever, she's talking straight out of her arse.
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She describes her school days like something out of the sixties. I'm older than her and I remember my school was far more modern than she describes. And I went to a faith school so I suspect the comps were even more modern.
Not this again. Nazi-hunter Jack is the worst.
Edit: it would be interesting though to hear back from the school, thinking about it. She made an allegation there that could be considered a serious one - namely that a self-harming child who attempted to steal a scalpel, apparently to continue self-harming, was 'ceremoniously (whatever that means) expelled' without any contact with her parents rather than being offered support. That surely can't be good. The school is Westcliff High School for girls and, if this truly did happen, they would have a lo to answer for. Perhaps they should be asked for comment about this dereliction of duty...
What the actual?? I get the vibe she can’t be bothered with her own kid let alone 30+ other kids.
And she does know she’ll have to be there early in the morning every day of term? And she’ll have a lot of work to do outside school hours? There will be parents questioning her as well as having to answer to people? And ALLLLLLL the illnesses and conditions, is she going to call in sick and then dick about on Twitter?
The arrogance of her to assume she could get a teaching job when “all this” finishes. It’s an insult to teachers who train hard and work hard (now more than ever). I used to want to be a teacher but when I went to secondary school I changed my mind because I didn’t and still don’t think I could do it.
It will be public record who was Head of Year 11 at her old school that time, so she should be very careful about these allegations made on Twitter.
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