Can we dare to believe in the dream team reuniting on DKL?
I’m being sarcastic, obvs
I’m being sarcastic, obvs
Jack Monroe #127 No-spend year
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Imagine her rage if/when they do DKL without her being involved at all...
She's still EXTREMELY ill.
Yes, absolutely x
Why would her 'friend' ask her for advice when she seems incapable of even understanding that children moving between households is not any form of bubble? It is merely them living in their own homes, which the Government website has made the distinction on since almost day 1. I thought we had been through all this?
'Forensic'.
High on her own supply Jack is my least favourite Jack.
I was thinking exactly this. She’s panicking people into panic buying by desperately imploring them not to. Nice bit of reverse psychology there! Erm. As far as I’m aware, the majority of us are sighing in resignation at the latest announcement- let’s face it, it’s not come as a huge surprise - and I’m not sure about anyone else, but there hasn’t been a mention of panic buying round these parts? More of a ‘been here once, can do this again’. Also, non essential shops are still open, so it’s a bit different to the first lockdown. Is she trying to create a captive audience, or am I being obtuse? Is ‘obtuse’ even the rightest word? Can anyone hard relate? Can I get a ‘yes, absolutely’??? Thankyou and duck off
I had a vegetarian breakfast in Tenerife years ago and it consisted of a tin of tomatoes and a tin of beans.
Way ahead of their time...
Way ahead of their time...
I wrote on an earlier thread that the use of “bit-part” in her Twitter bio (the Bolshevik budgie bean blogger one) made no sense. It was removed by like the next day. I should really send an invoice for editing, eh? Make work for Caroline and her idle, furloughed hands (which exist).
Did the cans have ring pulls? Asking for a forensic friend
She's an idiot who has no idea what she's talking aboutThis really pinches my pencil!You don't get to be santimoniously critical when you flout the restrictions and make tit up. If there had been better adherence since the new variant was identified may be things wouldn't be so bad.
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It will be cold in the crappy shed if she gets the hellman's filming contract again (NOT)
I bet Marcus Rashford and Tom Kerridge get on DKL
No they weren't, and I would imagine they won't be this time either
Squig has to be taking the piss, surely?
But full marks to Jack squeezing autism and her several weeks working on a local paper on to one short sentence.
How is everyone doing in light of the news?
Babes. Same. My friend who childminds is a font of knowledge about stuff like this
THANK GOD SHE WAS THERE
How did this squiggle gain access to Slopbot's code? I'm calling Jack's personal lawyer.
This is the third time round on the lockdown front, I don't think anyone is still panicking and marauding through supermarkets sweeping armfuls of pasta and beans into as many trolleys as they can wrangle down the aisles. She is a complete ghoul. Any excuse to try and force herself into the public's consciousness. Stop shouting CURRY at people and calling it a philanthropic exercise you gargantuan spanner.
ETA: multiple edits, am being an idiot with attachments.
Absolutely fed up, I work in a secondary school
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