I ordered my Christmas food when you could bubble, obviously they didn't happen. The things I bought that we wouldn't eat (bought for bubble people) I dropped off at my friends house and she loved them. No need to ever eat something you don't like
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Hi Jack, I tried tossing my yoghurt through my lentils and now there's a dreadful mess in my kitchen. What should I do?
Oh dear god, don't mention surfeits of ham there's a love. None of us need to go back there.
I know others have said this already, but I really, really, really hate 'Gleeful Lockdown Jack'. I'm so tired and weary of this whole thing and I'm in quite a positive position compared to most. I can't bear her taking so much pleasure in something that is grinding away at so many.
The first rule of Beige Club is: you do not talk about Beige Club
We're absolutely bleeping not desperate for anything of the sort. 90% of my time is spent debunking bollocks on the internet passed on by well-meaning nice-but-not-appropriately-qualified-or-trained people, she's the last person we need up in our niche. Public health is a real job, not a Jack job.
Oh @kachoochoo another one to text pa on the list
The local food bank I volunteered in (pre Covid) would certainly ask if anything in the bag is not suitable, and change anything that was not wanted. They were very aware that food would be wasted if the recipient wouldn't eat, didn't like, or didn't have the facilities to cook the food in the bag.
I think food banks have moved on from the times of "just take what you are given." Thankfully.
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The Black Widow one? I haven't!
This is true.
But if they've sense enough to tweet Jack then Googling isn't out of their grasp and will definitely produce better results.
Exactly. She could basically just post the exact links that you have, and without the need to centre herself or use the word 'I' at all...The nerve. This is from the woman who (yesterday?) couldn’t even give consistent advice on what to donate to a foodbank.
It’s not hard, The Trussell Trust have a map so you can find your nearest foodbank, and find out what they actually need.
The Big Issue also has a really interesting piece with useful info for anyone who needs to access, or donate to a foodbank.
Find a foodbank - The Trussell Trust
If you need emergency food, want to make a food donation or are interested in volunteering, find your nearest Trussell Trust food bank using our map.www.trusselltrust.org
Here's how to donate to a food bank near you this winter
Times are tough right now amid the cost of living crisis. Here's how to find a food bank near you and donate this winterwww.bigissue.com
ETA. This isn’t to try and “one-up” her or anything. I’m just (like everyone here I guess), so pissed off at how we’ve got into this situation, and it frustrates me that her ego stops her from actually doing anything genuinely useful with her platform.
I did hear a rumour that the Bee Siblings were seen hanging around muddy puddles in Manchester
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'Out of date skankAm I missing something about Lockdown Larder starting minutes after the announcement? The food is still there like it was minutes before. No need to rummage through the out of date skank and try to Jackify it. Just cook your food, you know, the way you did yesterday.
Hang on though...
... this could be actual me. Obviously, I like them 'cos I bought them and have cooked with them before but just discovered a bag hiding under the wine chiller and chips. Can't wait for the replies.
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Reminds me of the Still Game quote 'oot e date shite'.
but but but it sounds so much more gentle...
Tossing my yogurt sounds filthy
.Same. You can’t “fold” anything if you are not making a sauce or baking.
Question.
Has she ever made a pavlova?
ETA if she doesn’t know when to fold properly, the evidence suggests no.
I read that as a threat: talk about Beige Club and you’ll be sleeping with the fishes!
I've had a hankering to cook with @blurstoftimes for months now. If prison is the way to achieve that, then I'm here for it.
I used to have that impulse when Silver posts her food pics.
Thank god it needs a reason to be given, otherwise poor Silver would be in Tattle prison by now.
This makes me really sad because Kirsty is one of my favourite famous women of all time. She was everything that Jack isn’t. Have a Day Of Kirsty ASAP to try to reverse this damage!Kirsty MacCall video is on tv. Looking For A New England.......duck Jack has spoiled it, I can't even listen to the fantastic Kirsty now.
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