“Brass neck”. Another phrase she’s nicked from here.
Probably used to describe her little chippy tea outing when (allegedly) still showing symptoms of Covid.
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Probably used to describe her little chippy tea outing when (allegedly) still showing symptoms of Covid.
Love it!!! And guess what, I prepared Slop Bingo a few days ago but wasn't sure if I could post it as I used an online template from a bingo card printing provider and did not want to drag them into the slop.
Yours is better, mine only contained food.
Journalism training???
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Alternatively you could blend it all together, add loads of black pepper and bung it all in a curry then freeze it for future ready meals??? Xx
But in all seriousness, I hope you and all the other tattlers are doing okay with the new lockdown measures throughout the UK.
Argh why is this so irritating? She seems to imply HE is helping HER initiative 
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This is the content I am here for.
I don’t even know what she was replying to but I really enjoyed “Great tip!!! Love scissors”.
Such a classic Jack-ism.
ETA she’s really embracing the exclamation mark tonight
Bung them in a curry....
Why, why is she so allergic to actually cooking bleeping onions before using them in anything?
The joy of onions is to gently, softly cook them for as long as possible for their sweetness, then use them. Plus the smell is wonderful. Not bung them raw into every ghastly concoction.
That whole tuna, chickpea, tinned tomato 'recipe' is no more than 'put every ingredient in a pot at the same time and cook it for half an hour'. She literally cannot cook can she? Using slightly fancy words does not disguise this.
The joy of onions is to gently, softly cook them for as long as possible for their sweetness, then use them. Plus the smell is wonderful. Not bung them raw into every ghastly concoction.
That whole tuna, chickpea, tinned tomato 'recipe' is no more than 'put every ingredient in a pot at the same time and cook it for half an hour'. She literally cannot cook can she? Using slightly fancy words does not disguise this.
No, she can’t cook , there’s never any talk of releasing aroma, timings to get the best possible flavour and texture from food.
Bung it in.
Fold it in.
Marinade for hours.
It is always about slow, long hours of cooking which results in a pile of brown, unidentifiable bilge in a bowl.
She doesn’t have a clue.
Bung it in.
Fold it in.
Marinade for hours.
It is always about slow, long hours of cooking which results in a pile of brown, unidentifiable bilge in a bowl.
She doesn’t have a clue.
Bandwagon mackie is back
WE? WE? Errr no #southend super spreader, you were blatantly flaunting lockdown rules, whilst the rest of us were adhering. Booked your sleeper ticket yet? Brass neck? Pot? Kettle? Sheeesh
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I read this and hooted (and fizzed). Tortilla? Don’t these two idiots mean FRITTATA? Lolololol!
Support?! Loool the bleeping cheek of it, he’s running this showArgh why is this so irritating? She seems to imply HE is helping HER initiative
Name me anyone else who’s produced the tangible results that he has over the last few years? And that’s not even thinking about the immeasurable impact of his work like encouraging ppl to engage in their communities and small businesses helping ppl therefore ppl supporting their local SB in the long ter ? And hopefully influencing a generation of younger football fans to be more socially conscious? Like sorry to stan but SUPPORTING?She’s vile
So, do we think that the explicit government statement about childcare bubbles being just for that and so the adults can work, and not for adults socialising is aimed at our dear friend.....
Going by her twitter skitters last night, it’s almost like she feels gleeful at the latest announcement, so she can haul out all the old tropes. She’s a bleeping ghoul.
Err no you don’t, you grift, you scam, you con, you lie, you twit about on twitter, can you tell she’s making me cross this morning, thousand things my arse
I'm so glad you said this as i was beginning to question my understanding of what a tortilla is
#thread title St Jack of the Unholy SlopI get a horrible feeling she is absolutely loving this tit. Makes her feel important.
Today has been a good day for her - inserting herself into Twitter spats (whilst pretending to be the voice of reason
A tortilla is unleavened bread, I think they mean Spanish tortilla, ie Spanish omelette. Though as there are hundreds of recipes online, why they need to consult Jack is baffling.
Yes - Long Covid a distant memory - sooo last year (until someone annoyingly mentions it - then she reverts to being momentarily feeble but brave) and now the highly giddy posts with lots of !!!!!!!!!!
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