I do wish she'd stop saying "hard relate"....
Jack Monroe #126 Dangling her fl*ps over a Cotswold sideboard like none of it matters
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She’s 5’1.75 as per her Apple Watch, only remember as I’m slightly shorter if we’re being completely normal and counting our heights to TWO decimal placesshe’s just such an ickle smol pixie and has to wear 6 inch heels to be able to speak to regular sized humans.
Her height has changed a fair few times (why did she put her height in her Twitter bio you ask? We have no bleeping idea) but I think she’s 5’2” or 5’3” with massive hands
And manage to both live and parent perfectly fine with this height, why is she acting like she’s disabled yet again fgsWho’d have thought we’d wake up to the ultimate media representation thief coming for..... parents with dwarfism this morning?
According to Wikipedia, the average height of an English woman is 161.9 cm (5 ft 3 1⁄2 in) NOT 5ft 1.735923798 inches. The AUDACITY!Ok,back in the DKL days she didn’t appear to be anything other than average height.
imagine making her height one of her personality traits when it isn’t even a particularly stand out thingShe’s 5’1.75 as per her Apple Watch, only remember as I’m slightly shorter if we’re being completely normal and counting our heights to TWO decimal places
Who’d have thought we’d wake up to the ultimate media representation thief coming for..... parents with dwarfism this morning?
Hard relate, babe.
What does it mean?
it beans, 'babe, same', I think?
think it’s “I am a narc who thinks every article is about me, and also want to use current trendy words to show how edgy I am. Yeet”
She’s an ickle smol pixie apart from when her chunky Mediterranean arse steps in to save the day and stop her being sucked off by a train.
She definitely won't like it in a couple of years when SB hits that teen boy growth spurt and gets taller than her.
Thanks
wonder if we’ll still be here, screenshottin’ her whinging about how smol she is and how tall he is. And then we can quote your post from 2021 like you predicted the future.
I have very little body confidence but that's me. I've never been happy with how I look. I don't bang on about it to anyone who will listen.
...And apart from when she's bodybuilding.
Has she ever shown herself kissing the guns after a hard work out or is it another figment of her fizzing imagination?
She has to make out that she’s smol, fragile, frail, lil, ill, disabled etc. She wants people to feel sorry for her
The antithesis of a strong, independent woman. I would hate my children to think that of me but in her case - probably good for the tip jar and Patreon.
The antithesis of a strong, independent woman. I would hate my children to think that of me but in her case - probably good for the tip jar and Patreon.
She’ll bang on about it like she’s the only parent whose child has grown taller than her
A couple of deleted tweets from this morning which are still on my timeline:
Link was to this (I haven't watched it):
Link was to this (I haven't watched it):
Don’t forget the constant mentions of how short his dad is so she has NO IDEA how this could have happened. 
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