@Froggies and @BashmentLady keep meaning to post this little photo of our JM look-a-likie in your honour
Jack Monroe #126 Dangling her fl*ps over a Cotswold sideboard like none of it matters
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Why is our wee smol Jack calling her book Modern Budget Cooking when she's already announced on Twitter that she can't manage her finances?
YES, my friend!!!! I cannot thank you enough. May Vlad shower you in Bitcoin for all eternityDon’t do it!
Oh Frauen...it’s obviously a book titled ‘Modern Budgies and Tits, How To Birdwatch with your Ex Bird on your new Sideboard’.
Well I have just read that Blind Date thing in the Guardian (I couldn't justify calling it an article). What a load of safe, cosy, nonsense. Ooooo I said a rude word, aren't I pushing boundaries? It wouldn't have been risqué 30 years ago, never mind 2021. I have read Jack's Twitter comment about it being "peak lesbianism" and I am cringing myself inside out for her.
Jack needs to start living in the here and now, not some 1970's sitcom where lesbianism is something to snigger at, or a straight man's fantasy.
Jack needs to start living in the here and now, not some 1970's sitcom where lesbianism is something to snigger at, or a straight man's fantasy.
Jack the world has forgotten you had serious long covid for 2 weeks, it’s safe to come back and give us chaos, we miss you hun 
Wondering if we’ll get more crappy tweets about Louisa Compton (head of ch4 news) in the early hours now she’s passively aggressively liking tweets about exes
Wondering if we’ll get more crappy tweets about Louisa Compton (head of ch4 news) in the early hours now she’s passively aggressively liking tweets about exes
Happy birthday, lovely.
Jack has no interest in the here and now, she cosplays multiple identities:- loving single mum, foul mouthed tattooed Tory avenger, angry food activist and poorly girl. All to monetise her crappy website and Patreon.
deceasedholy crap lads! just went to reply to a text from my dad, only to discover that on new year's eve, I somehow managed to send him The List! I'd copied and pasted it for here and somehow I'd pasted it into a picture message! I'm absolutely dying of mortification here!
think I'll just not mention it.
@kachoochoo I hope your dad asks “were you BUSY when you texted?”
Jack the world has forgotten you had serious long covid for 2 weeks, it’s safe to come back and give us chaos, we miss you hun
I don't
I think it's literally cursed, I can't stop watching itwhy does it work so well
Just read that blind date and tbh it read exactly like a JM story. Thanks the guardian, I hated it will wait & see if this guyliner provides entertainment via a biting takedown (edit for clarity - the fact it was blatantly exaggerated/fake and done in an attempt to make up a 'quirky' adventure was why I hated it. Have now read 'knickers at a house party' one and agree that one is fab they both sound so fun!)
presumably was just like "wow kachoochoo has a lot to do this month" and didn't even ponder what 50 shades of beige was
ETA: thanks for the shining gif (if only she had her black eye we'd call it "the shiner") @Alansbigplate I'll never sleep again
will wait & see if this guyliner provides entertainment via a biting takedown (edit for clarity - the fact it was blatantly exaggerated/fake and done in an attempt to make up a 'quirky' adventure was why I hated it. Have now read 'knickers at a house party' one and agree that one is fab they both sound so fun!)I love that the list hasn't raised any eyebrows or commentary from your dad
presumably was just like "wow kachoochoo has a lot to do this month" and didn't even ponder what 50 shades of beige wasAlternative theory: Kachoocho's dad is on a grunka from thread 1, he'll be a Herr by next January
ETA: thanks for the shining gif (if only she had her black eye we'd call it "the shiner") @Alansbigplate I'll never sleep again
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(Belatedly from a back carriage of the Grunka Express): Happy Birthday, @MancBee, and hope it is/was as good as possible!
god, I've got visions of my dad doing some googling and ending up here.
Wtf happened to her long covid?
This originally said ‘alpha males’ but I made it Jackropriate.
So bored of being preggers, this baby is showing no signs of coming!
Happy Birthday @MancBee !
So bored of being preggers, this baby is showing no signs of coming!
Happy Birthday @MancBee !
I think she realised even most of her Squiggles weren’t having it, plus she was verging dangerously close to landing LC in shite so it will be never mentioned again.
Think you mean ‘dangerously mush’ dear...
ETA Squiggle’s reply to themselves...good luck.
ETA Squiggle’s reply to themselves...good luck.
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