Alansbigplate
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I love when you ninnies think you’ll be triangulated from the most random things Like eek here’s a picture of my wheelie bin
She doesn't want a mortgage, she wants a house bought outright.I’m confused about how she thinks she’s going to get a mortgage (post butter cut-backs, of course) if she’s not able to get more than a basic bank account..
The Monroe Bond film would be called 'screenshots are forever.'Ironically that’s almost a good name for a Bond Film, “Deleted By The End of the Day, out NOW!”
@Pocahontas thank you for the recap. Thanks to the “The Great Kickstarter Khaos” link I realised people were still commenting and waiting!
(I didn’t notice the dates before because yes, I was another one distracted by laughing at “I’d LOVE to be probed wrong”. Wow.)
Loving the title @_blank_ ! And kudos to you @Minky McMoneypenny for once again accidentally overcoming your fears and starting a new thread!!
Isn’t it a bit odd that a food writer (who presumably is hoping that her food appeals to as many people as possible so that she gets more followers and sells more books) includes the following words in a single post about a cake:I'm off to bed, leaving yous with this from the archives: a charming description of who Jack makes birthday cakes for. Lovely.
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Dildos? From a business account?She’s trying to make it sound as if she’s just a humble tiny enterprise with that, surprised she’s even dare to admit to having an accountant lest the squiggles look on CH.
Also dildos? From a business account?! What a fucking pisstake pay your taxes u grot
It kills me that we've never uncovered a Jack sockpuppet on these threads. It's impossible that she's never done it! Impossible I tell you!
Hmmm. Is it now, Miss Blurst! Some could argue the best way to divert attention is to call it out. All the delicious food you’ve posted is a ruse and it is you who is the sock!It kills me that we've never uncovered a Jack sockpuppet on these threads. It's impossible that she's never done it! Impossible I tell you!
She needs the app to be very simple because she is "a massive idiot" (her words your honour) But her IT skills are so extensive, she can triangulate us to our front doors!
God, I've always hated this pic with a passion!
Jack read her two year old newspaper and saw that Lashana Lynch is technically 007 in the much delayed Bond film. She said this meant LL is the new Bond. She then declared she’s actually a secret Bond nerd who had theories aplenty about ....things, despite not having seen all of them or realised 007 is just Bond’s agent number. They were all deleted by the end of the day.I missed bond jack...., what happened there?
I wonder why squiggle wouldn't willingly visit Tattle again? Overwhelmed by the humour and camaraderie?View attachment 364040
Follow up from yesterday’s squiggles
Happy new year to you, and all the contributors to Tattle. Your support, humour and downright cleverness have been some of the few things that has made this year bearable.On that note, since it's after midnight here - Happy New Year you lot!
2021 does exists, so let's all hope it's not a total fucker like 2020.
Going to try and go to sleep now
Classic JM
Who’d have thought *C4’s Head Of News and Current Affairs* could be such a source of comedy! What a world!I did not find one where she looked particularly cheeky. Not me, no way.
My aim is to make the thread so ridiculous she’ll never reference it in court.