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Jack Monroe #124 Jack Monroe has and had covid, coronavirus, rona, covid-19 and long covid
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So she's done her research, discovered poor eyesight is a long covid symptom, so has decided the most reasonable way to try and look like she has long covid after 2 weeks is to pretend she mistook a glove for a dead pigeon. Riiight.
Of all the ways I could have predicted she'd respond to the latest wave of criticism, making herself look like a Victorian consumption patient and posting a "Feel sorry for meeeeee" selfie surprisingly wasn't at the top of the list. Surprised she hasn't mentioned expecting a shipment of leeches for her latest round of medieval bloodletting treatment later today (probably a good thing for the poor leeches; they deserve better than having to suck the 'rona out of Jack only to end up bunged in a curry with sardines and tinned pineapple chunks for their trouble).
Those aren't her feet, if she took the photo. So two people mistook a glove for a pigeon?
Oh what a bleeping surprise . Did someone not mention yesterday or this morning how well she looked ? Caught up then have we ?
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Meanwhile people with actual covid be like- you can bend?
Insert all gifs that go huh?
Insert all gifs that go huh?
A book. Not THE book. A book.
She’s a dick.
She’s a dick.
It’s a Half Man, Half Biscuit song isn’t it...? Oh...wait...
I'm braced for a post-covid bout of misery and howling/wailing/clawing.
They are usually well timed to distract from any squiggle awakenings.
Twazzock
They are usually well timed to distract from any squiggle awakenings.
Twazzock
The squiggles aren’t getting it. What can she mistake things for next?
I wonder how that mulled wine pastitsio turned out
The pigeonglove/glovepigeon makes no sense, until you recall all her other BS ( the make up black eye to start with).
Perhaps she took it with her tongue?
Wasn't she yomping around Southend two nights ago in search of a fish supper?
JM has officially out JM'd themselves. This whole headscarf cosplay is disgusting as well as that bed selfie. How many times will JM double down on the Covid lies. It's so laughable .
She deleted the tweet so that means it never happened.
Does she have these runners?
We seemed to have quite a pic collection of her trainers at one point.
I hope the professionals catch her out ... please
duck off Monroe , us pigeons know what a bleep you are, watch yourself.
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