Why does she need “Greek soup” when she has pastitsio cooking in the oven?
Jack Monroe #124 Jack Monroe has and had covid, coronavirus, rona, covid-19 and long covid
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Apart from the bit about breaking the rules when there was somebody with Corona symptoms in the house and she claims she had them as well, obviously.
But - green peppers ARE bitter - that's why they go so well with beef and mushrooms?
She never had any bleeping tastebuds to begin with.
Absolutely bleeping exhausting. She is, I mean. Competing for gold medal in the Victim Olympics.
I am here, finding it hard to keep up! Thanks for thinking about me. All good here, no 'Rona, Covid, Corona, Covid-19, not even a cold.
Just to add, I too am disgusted at her playacting and using well known cancer imagery to garner sympathy. I know I am not alone on these pages to have gone through chemo and it's side effects. It is actually offensive and quite upsetting to see someone using that imagery. Once again she is not explicit, but the implication is there. It is beneath contempt and makes me feel physically sick.
As an aside, I phoned my partners parents for a chat over Christmas. They are both in their early 90's and have only been outside in the past 9 months for walks around the park. We haven't seen each other all year as Manchester has been in one sort of lockdown or another since March. I said that we have lost almost a year to this Corona virus. My partners mum said "and I haven't got that many years left to loose". It made me feel so sad.
It brought it home to me how the elderly are having their final years stolen from them, unable to visit places and unable to see friends or family. All this time, the likes of Jack have been pushing the rules to the limit unnecessarily. At least those that have survived so far will hopefully get the vaccine soon and live the final years without the fear of a horrible death alone in isolation in a hospital bed.
She must have been colouring in her wallpaper three to five times and we never knew 
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You don't have to eat clean to be vegan though, there's plenty of stodge that is vegan. There are also tonnes of ready meals that are vegan now.Agree with this, particularly about the cheese. I’ve tried a lot and they’re all rankI’m not vegan but I don’t drink milk, eat eggs or cheese as separate entities but I don’t avoid them if there’s in things (if you see what I mean) so hence I’m not vegan. Basically, enjoy the ‘clean-ness’ of it. Good luck!
Unfortunately the only good vegan cheeses I've eaten are the expensive ones that are made out of nuts, such as Tyne Chease or Cicioni fermentino. All the cheaper ones taste wrong to me - either they're too fatty, bitter, or they taste plasticky. But some vegans swear by them so there's no harm in trying if you can get samples.
Dairy free ice-creams are usually very good.
Del Monte must be delighted at how it’s going so far.
Hypermobility...huh!
Can I call a Ehler Danlos Syndrome bingo for sometime in the future? I bet you that shithouse mentions it....
Yeah ,no one has had it harder than this comic drawer and that cook.
Also, I'm hypermobile and I'm bleeping amazing at yoga. (and yes, I know I have to stay within range and be careful, etc. etc.). Most gymnasts are hypermobile. Most chefs have tastebuds. I can't with these people.
She faved this earlier too, so I guess OCD Jack is incoming 
So its Ehlers-Dandos Syndrome now?
Well, I suppose it was only a matter of time
Completed it mate.Del Monte must be delighted at how it’s going so far.
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At some point she'll be out of physical ailments and illnesses to cosplay that the only thing left is Munchhausen itself
I think EDS is already on the Compendium of Ailments....
And as I predicted, we have had inane Jack Monroe and her cattos, and I thought that glove was a dead bird - what am I like! We are about to get sad Jack with OCD and EDS, next up injured Jack.
Will it be an old favourite? Ouchy mouth, splinter 'black" eye, cut foot, falling under a train, or something new?
Do you think Louisa Compton, head of channel 4 news and person with covid 19 coronavius will know?
Will it be an old favourite? Ouchy mouth, splinter 'black" eye, cut foot, falling under a train, or something new?
Do you think Louisa Compton, head of channel 4 news and person with covid 19 coronavius will know?
I have a theory! It follows on from my "SB's dad brought the chippy tea" theory.
I couldn't work out why she lied but I get it now. If she was isolating with covid then SB wouldn't have been able to go to his dad's over Christmas, and let's face it, he definitely did. So she either broke isolation rules or she's lying about covid and I think we all know which one is true.
I couldn't work out why she lied but I get it now. If she was isolating with covid then SB wouldn't have been able to go to his dad's over Christmas, and let's face it, he definitely did. So she either broke isolation rules or she's lying about covid and I think we all know which one is true.
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Pennies dropping ? That'll be the tip jar filling up .
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