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Jack Monroe #122 You don’t batch tweet when you’ve got a 106 fever
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She has deleted the tweet about going out for a takeaway.
She is such a terrible person. I have nothing else ro say that hasn't already been said.
She is such a terrible person. I have nothing else ro say that hasn't already been said.
So she's arselicking her way to go up in other celebrity people's minds and hopefully boost her reach circle
She tagged salli Hughes!!!!
Ah, still not actually mentioned the bleeping Express though
Lovely to see the Squiggles uprising though. This was obviously what she was hoping not to happen which is why it is going out at 10.30 at night. Not the day before, not the morning of..when it would've been good to promote it. You know, to make more money and advertise her association with a right wing tit rag
Why is she saying thankyou (argh!) like this is an original take and not what people have been saying since the very beginning of it being on tv?
That will be why she’s spaffing bollocks all over her timeline then, dodge and weave and chuck a glitter bomb as per
Is she just creeping around posting comments on other blue tickers' pages?
What da fuq is a bootstrap anyway!? It makes no sense in terms of being a thrifty cook.
Ugh she's just horrid
What da fuq is a bootstrap anyway!? It makes no sense in terms of being a thrifty cook.
Ugh she's just horrid
She's waited until now to mention it? Someone's just caught up on Tattle
. I get the feeling she's trying to polish up her image somewhat.
What’s the betting that JO’s SM team see that he’s been tagged and the instant reaction is “Oh what the duck has she said now?”
Does the "Sikh to make a difference" pun not sit right with anyone else, or am I being oversensitive? It just seems...off.
So that's why she tweeted all those cat photos. Trying to hide the fact she's deleted it.
ETA: already pointed out by @Alansbigplate.
Yes! I found it quite unnecessary.
God these squiggles are dim.
"Well done healthcare workers" and "it's good we stayed home
"We stayed at home"....which obviously includes our second home , Edinburgh.
Also...note to self....use a clean glass when moving on from wine to Bailey's... I'm fishing lumps of curdled liqueur out of my teeth....
Also...note to self....use a clean glass when moving on from wine to Bailey's... I'm fishing lumps of curdled liqueur out of my teeth....
She’s desperate to make friends with the beebs leading tattle troll documentary faker. Maker. Faker, Urgh, whichever they’re just WORDS
I think that came about from mixed metaphors - likely what she meant was 'cooking on a shoestring' but in typical Jack fashion, she's mixed it up with 'pulling oneself up by one's bootstraps'. She might have later retconned it to make it appear that's what she meant all along but nothing gets past Detective T. Sideboard: she is criminally appalling with language. The fact that people give her a platform and pay her actual real money to write when she's so dreadful at it just makes me want to weep.
Of course she's always wanted to see her name printed in huge letters in a paper. One step closer to her ultimate dream of forty foot high letters spelling out JACK MONROE à la the Hollywood sign on the main road into Southend.
Oh god I am cringing for her tweeting that out at half ten on Boxing Night AND deleting her take away tweet.
bleeping caught out on tattle again love. Will you ever learn?
I hate the twee faux modest "look at little old me with my name in big letters in a paper". Just honestly own your nazi tit rag paymasters and stop the faux naivety because you are so scared of being held accountable.
bleeping caught out on tattle again love. Will you ever learn?
I hate the twee faux modest "look at little old me with my name in big letters in a paper". Just honestly own your nazi tit rag paymasters and stop the faux naivety because you are so scared of being held accountable.
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