If my housemate/ex/partner was talking about me like that on twitter, id rage. As for her being a mother. Ffs. Poor kid.
Jack Monroe #122 You don’t batch tweet when you’ve got a 106 fever
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I really didn’t think it was possible to dislike someone I’ve never met so much
She’s definitely not had Covid, she’s had a week plotting her riveting trifle content and not posting out people’s Christmas orders
Yesssssss I'm also doing choc orange trifle tomorrow. Don't want to toot my own horn but I'm rather certain that it's going to be nicer than Jack's tinned fruit and lacklustre custard affairToday's shenanigans have irritated me so much that I ran out to the corner shop to get ingredients for a chocolate orange trifle.
And coining it in with affiliated links and non-declared Del Monte #ads.
I hope his Dad and Stepmum are sensible, for his sake.
Oh get festively wrecked with that passive aggressive nonsense. I have not, because I am not Oliver Cromwell. (Speaking of culture, that may land differently in the UK
)disingenuous little cnut.
Pls give details/pics/report back I really fancy some (pleaseYesssssss I'm also doing choc orange trifle tomorrow. Don't want to toot my own horn but I'm rather certain that it's going to be nicer than Jack's tinned fruit and lacklustre custard affair
me and deliver) it will make a nice palette cleanser in between the slopmas horror
They didn't say you'd done it Jack, but why ask unless you had or planned to?
PS threatening to cancel Christmas ~is~ absolutely horrible and cruel
In the middle of a pandemic, as well. Top parenting.
But WHY do they believe that? If BB is there then she is a grown woman, how can she not boil some potatoes and then put them in the oven? Even if she's never made a Christmas dinner before, surely she knows how to cook a potato? Or she can Google "roast potato recipe" and follow it? And Jack is a cook, how can she not have done some cooking with her son? I'm not suggesting she let's him round boiling fat and naked flames at 10 but surely he can do some prep? Surely he knows how food gets on the table? If not then that's her fault isn't it, for not actually teaching him?
Classic JM. "Didn't say I'd done it..." after the first sign of pushback.
When his mum's allegedly been ill in bed for the past 10 days in a house he's confined to, which (as well as the worry that must have caused him), is not the nicest lead-up to Christmas.
I think she has the wrong end of the stick regarding learned helplessness here.
Try reading Seligman Jackanory, might give you a idea on what it actually means.
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She’s so tone deaf. She’s trying to get a bit of observational comedy going - Man alive, these kids at Christmas, who else has said they’re going to cancel it, amiright?!
Nope. Most people just want to make it as nice a time as possible this year.
Nope. Most people just want to make it as nice a time as possible this year.
And was it zero C or zero F? (or Kelvin, who the duck knows with her...)
Such a liar, always with the lies. Little lies are still lies too, Jack, so grow a decent personality and curb the flow of contradictory stupidity that you constantly spew on twitter. Now I really do doubt that she had ‘the ‘rona’’
Absolute zero, obviously.
Oh I know! But Jack loves it, I bet if anyone attempted to do anything in HER kitchen she'd elbow them out the way telling them they're doing it WRONG and/or she'd take the piss out of the end results. Nasty little narc that she is.
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