Apologies if this has already been noted... but but, a Squiggle has tweeted The Sloppies (aka Stroppies) link directly to Louisa and Kirsty.
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Can’t wait for Louisa to join Tattle (allegedly again
) to get a quote from @Switchstreetz for C4 news on the Sloppies, then live over to Viv for her thoughts (it’s what she would have wsnted).
But, um, didn’t her nettle-covered Yarg cheese come from Waitrose?
Yes I imagine that editorial standard at the Express are pretty high. Headline: LADY DI WARNS OF 80FT SHEEP EATING ASYLUM SEEKERS CROSSING THE CHANNEL ON FOOT. Page 23: Jack Monroe's Best of British Bangers Banquet: Make a sausage out of twigs for 27p!
That was, in Jack parlance, THEN. Now she eats government cheese and claims food stamps in her trailer.
Please tell me your Covid stories - so I can nick them.
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Joints on fireRona's in my abode
It's notified my brain
Next slop mustn't look like mould
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@BillyBragg for a singalong
Rona's in my abode
It's notified my brain
Next slop mustn't look like mould
She needs them for those many, many interviews she's expecting to have. They'll want the in-depth, minute by minute analysis that she has so selfishly denied us thus far.Please tell me you Covid stories - so I can nick them.
Rufus forgot to write “sausages” after hole, surely?
SHE WAS ASKING FOR A FRIEND, OK????!!!
Mustard? In a moussaka?
Traazers? On a bird?
I don’t really get why they’re tweeting this link to people in Jack’s real life, I feel like it’s crossing a line also wouldn’t really make sense to anyone outside of tattle. That squiggle isn’t a squiggle as such either
This bit finished me
Thread title contender: 'Hello, me again,'
Also: @Switchstreetz The Sloppies were an astonishing lascivious treat that i devoured from the slathering marvels of the cabal with my bare hands. Bravissima!
I'm a Londoner (triangle) who got the tier 4 news and was completely devastated - I thought I would be spending Christmas alone but my best friend and I (who also lives alone) will be making a support bubble and spending Xmas day getting drunk and taking the piss out of Jackie, he thinks she's an hole too and asks me to send him Tattle screenshots
. Grunkaing the sloppies during this awful afternoon was a beautiful distraction. I love the Fraus thank you very(space)much xxxx
Also: @Switchstreetz The Sloppies were an astonishing lascivious treat that i devoured from the slathering marvels of the cabal with my bare hands. Bravissima!
I'm a Londoner (triangle) who got the tier 4 news and was completely devastated - I thought I would be spending Christmas alone but my best friend and I (who also lives alone) will be making a support bubble and spending Xmas day getting drunk and taking the piss out of Jackie, he thinks she's an hole too and asks me to send him Tattle screenshots
. Grunkaing the sloppies during this awful afternoon was a beautiful distraction. I love the Fraus thank you very(space)much xxxx
I'm the only human in my house and I'm all ready for Christmas - got the big box of biscuits, the tin of Quality Street, the Ferrero Rocher, the chocolate Yule Log, mince pies, chocolate money, and new brushed cotton pyjamas. There's brandy butter, roasties, sprouts, parsnips and peas in the freezer, Bisto in the cupboard if I want to have a proper meal. I've also a nut loaf in the freezer and a Christmas pudding in the cupboard from last year that I couldn't be arsed to eat then. Maybe some bubbly, lebenkuchen and stollen bites from Lidl when I get the dog and cat food, though I've got chicken breasts in the freezer for them and the cats.
ETA How could I forget the Terry's chocolate orange?!
No thanks. Just daughter and I this year, and she wants tacos, or the most excellent @blurstoftimes Yorkshire pudding wraps. She'd eat me if I tried to give her JM's offerings!
Some sensible people on Twitter I guess.
What really confuses me—if I was putting up a recipe for a book or paper...I would be doing so much review and testing. It’s like J has the opposite of imposter syndrome.
What really confuses me—if I was putting up a recipe for a book or paper...I would be doing so much review and testing. It’s like J has the opposite of imposter syndrome.
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Behind so someone else may have said this, I honestly think this is in direct response to us stanning his partner’s girls WhatsApp group. The idea of women being mates and having a laugh does her in, especially when the subject matter is her ~artistry.
Tbh even if she’s an ex JM is enough of a mess to warrant continued laughter
you’ll never kill the coven no matter where they choose to prosper babe x
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This is a shocker, even by her standards. The level of toxicity she must generate amongst people in her life is off the scales. Noted for 'Sloppies 2021'.
Behind so someone else may have said this, I honestly think this is in direct response to us stanning his partner’s girls WhatsApp group. The idea of women being mates and having a laugh does her in, especially when the subject matter is her ~artistry.
Tbh even if she’s an ex JM is enough of a mess to warrant continued laughter
This is a shocker, even by her standards. The level of toxicity she must generate amongst people in her life is off the scales. Noted for 'Sloppies 2021'.
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