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What’s the betting Jack comes out now with how she must have this new super strain as there’s no way normal Covid would be this bad and her temperature this high.
Today was written in the stars for her to continue to fool 99% of the British public into believing she’s an anti poverty campaigner/martyr.
@DinosaurSenior what odds are we offering on this one?
Ps. I just opened Insta and genuinely at first glance thought this was Covid Jack
Today was written in the stars for her to continue to fool 99% of the British public into believing she’s an anti poverty campaigner/martyr.
@DinosaurSenior what odds are we offering on this one?
Ps. I just opened Insta and genuinely at first glance thought this was Covid Jack
The saddest thing I ever did see
She doesn't highlight any good causes. Christ knows how she's still managing to keep attached to this campaigner/activist label, she does duck all for anyone but herself. It would take her less than a minute to promote charities and signpost her large audience to their websites but she doesn't even make that small effort.
The charity that got a mention as part of this god awful Daily Express dinner, I have no clue about after reading her article as she can't shut up about herself long enough to talk about anyone else.
It's astounding that someone so utterly selfish has carved themselves an image of a saint.
Playing with the slop bot.
It's a masterpiece. Made funnier because I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if Jack created actual recipes that are identical to some of those generated by the bot!
How does a dessert of 'mushroom and bramley apple cheesecake' sound?
It's a masterpiece. Made funnier because I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if Jack created actual recipes that are identical to some of those generated by the bot!
How does a dessert of 'mushroom and bramley apple cheesecake' sound?
I think it shows how out of touch she is. Aldi and Lidl have grown enormously since her months in poverty. It is insane for anyone talking about poverty in 2020 to just ignore them.
Remembering her saying about the fight for the cherry in the fruit cocktail, this could be right up in her niche
My latest creation is Mel Donte Wensleydale, Mel Donte lemon marmalade and Mel Donte glacé cherry tikka masala. I snarfed it energetically with the eye wets at The Sloppies and the bot from Mel Donte he say 'cherries with stones good for the bones'.
My latest creation is Mel Donte Wensleydale, Mel Donte lemon marmalade and Mel Donte glacé cherry tikka masala. I snarfed it energetically with the eye wets at The Sloppies and the bot from Mel Donte he say 'cherries with stones good for the bones'.
I have aldi, co-op and several Asian shops near me. Her recipes discriminate against me.
She could then pen a public searing reply many days later with all the things she thinks she would've said to his face (but wouldn't really) as she did with Edwina Currie.I agree! He could just do what he always does to his guests - talk over the top of her and pretend she isn’t there thus starving her of the much craved attention
Great suggestion, I just made my donation to Growing Links
And it's lies anyway, if she can walk to Asda she can certainly walk to her local Lidl. She just doesn't want to
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Writing from the past, I’ve done something I never thought I’d do- I’ve skipped entire threads, relying only on brilliant recaps and most liked post filters. So much content to get through! So little time! Such high temperatures!!
anyway @Switchstreetz, as everyone has said, The Sloppies are a work of heartbreaking genius, totally amazing. I’ve also made a small donation to FareShare in gratitude, and thanked The Cabal for promoting their work in my message.
I can’t help but wish that just like The Oscars there was a goodie bag for all voters — perhaps a small vial of horse spirit, a pineapple ring, or a chaos countdown clock for example — maybe next year!?!
so please get, with all love, to duck you evil witchy trolls
anyway @Switchstreetz, as everyone has said, The Sloppies are a work of heartbreaking genius, totally amazing. I’ve also made a small donation to FareShare in gratitude, and thanked The Cabal for promoting their work in my message.
I can’t help but wish that just like The Oscars there was a goodie bag for all voters — perhaps a small vial of horse spirit, a pineapple ring, or a chaos countdown clock for example — maybe next year!?!
so please get, with all love, to duck you evil witchy trolls
It's the fox from the garden!She was born with a silver spoon in her mouth, and just keeps it knocking about. Boom, boom
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Right Jack. That’s Auntie Nicola has put up the border again so no looking at Caledonian sleeper tickets after Lard Day!
(In all seriousness I’m trying to console a devastated friend who was going to drive home to Scone from England to see her parents and now can’t. She was made redundant this year, it just all sucks.)
(In all seriousness I’m trying to console a devastated friend who was going to drive home to Scone from England to see her parents and now can’t. She was made redundant this year, it just all sucks.)
JustGreat suggestion, I just made my donation to Growing Links
@bladiesla . The work they do seems to be so meaningful and varied. I just want to say that I don’t usually share online when I donate to charity, but I think that whats been done on this thread since yesterday evening is a rare case of genuinely raising awareness. And also, there’s been times when I couldn’t afford to donate to any causes, what I’ve donated today isn’t much, but I know that the fact that I’m able to donate anything is a privilege in itself.
I know what you mean re: not sharing donations, but I mostly wanted to mention it as it's a thank you for the Sloppes entertainmentJust
I just want to say that I don’t usually share online when I donate to charity, but I think that whats been done on this thread since yesterday evening is a rare case of genuinely raising awareness. And also, there’s been times when I couldn’t afford to donate to any causes, what I’ve donated today isn’t much, but I know that the fact that I’m able to donate anything is a privilege in itself.
You just said in one sentence what I was trying to say in my whole post!I know what you mean re: not sharing donations, but I mostly wanted to mention it as it's a thank you for the Sloppes entertainment
Thank(space)you!
Really sorry about your friend, Laddered, I have pals in similar positions, it does indeed suck. HAVING SAID THAT - It's really something of an indictment of Jack's behaviour, when she
I updated Slopbot not long before you posted this and you just got two of the ten new phrases (Jack used 'thankyou' a total of ten times since the previous update, we have her unctuous followers on Twitter to thank for that). 'The single cherry in a tin of fruit cocktail' was added as an ingredient straight after her Del Monte partnership was announced. I've also just taken the fancy é off glacé cherry as for some reason special characters don't display properly so now the font won't do a chaos.
@Scarletfever it is so lovely of you to think of donating on my behalf, it warms the rinsed tinned cockles of my cold heart and I am glad I have managed to provide entertainment with my incredibly silly jokes. Now duck off.
Thanks @Veronicaaa , I feel so useless as a friend, miles away trying to make her feel better when I have the luxury of a husband and a toddler (remind me when I say ‘luxury’ when I find another half eaten carrot down the sofa or pen marks on the walls!). I’m STILL ragin’ that she came up to Edinburgh, I felt invaded. She was taking the piss. Immunocompromised my a.
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