oh, it'll still be sitting on a sideboard, gaining sentience. the scoby will be walking any day now
Jack Monroe #119 She says lots of things, many of which are false
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oh, it'll still be sitting on a sideboard, gaining sentience. the scoby will be walking any day now
I won't believe she has Covid unless she explicitly says so. She's avoided saying it so far - probably in the belief that she will catch it and THEN she will say so.
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Crikey that looks seriously unappealing. Or una’peel’ing.
I’ll get my coat.
I’ll get my coat.
It will be like glue, she didn't cook the flour out and the starch will make it gummy
Oh no it’s ok, hun! Just use baking spread and some mandarin juice, it’ll thicken up eventually
It's Sallie Axl! Whoops wrong thread...I've got a few pages to catch up, but I wanted the share this photo of the angel from the top of our tree. She fell off the tree today and both her arms broke off in bits. I've glued/sellotaped them back on, but instead of praying, she now looks like she's doing a slow, sarcastic handclap and she is totally a Frau! OMG, she's lost a bit of eye too
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That poor chicken looks wretched. It looks as if it’s been shrunk
duck me that is genuinely the most disgusting recipe. Blend your raw onions with 2 types of fat and some herbs? Why not roast them or saute them as a flavour base.Now I did warn you before about this gravy of nightmares, but here you are:
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It’s already got a tinned mandarin juice base
Looks as if she's plonked it on a bed of lingreenie.
Is anyone willing to take the risk ...make this and report back ??
I’m predicting bitter onion with a background of stomach churning fat
And how the duck does it thicken??
??I’m predicting bitter onion with a background of stomach churning fat
And how the duck does it thicken??
Now I did warn you before about this gravy of nightmares, but here you are:
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Quoting myself like a narc- I missed off the 300g luxury nut roast £2.50
Spend another few quid and it’s free delivery from Iceland.
Don't do it! Think of the children.Is anyone willing to take the risk ...make this and report back
I’m predicting bitter onion with a background of stomach churning fat
And how the duck does it thicken??
Unfortunately dear heart, you have misunderstood. Poor people do not have freezers. Do not pass go, do not collect £23.
They do, of course, have blenders, ovens, fridges, slow cookers, pans galore and fancy serving dishes.
They do, of course, have blenders, ovens, fridges, slow cookers, pans galore and fancy serving dishes.
hey everyone i thought i would finally say hello, you've probably all seen me liking all your stuff since feb /march time!!
i got onto our good friend jack after joining tattle to look at old pip schofs escapades and noticed jacks thread,i followed her a couple of years back and thought something was fishy then these threads really opened my eyes
i was here for the JO pile on ,DKL watch along and the famous thread when she graced us with her presence haha
i went through stages of catching up to the present time then forgot about it but i always caught up eventually!
i just want to stay you lot have gotten me through this year and made me laugh so much when i've felt down due to this shitstorm of a year/work/chronic health conditions and life in general
thank(space) you
i got onto our good friend jack after joining tattle to look at old pip schofs escapades and noticed jacks thread,i followed her a couple of years back and thought something was fishy then these threads really opened my eyes
i was here for the JO pile on ,DKL watch along and the famous thread when she graced us with her presence haha
i went through stages of catching up to the present time then forgot about it but i always caught up eventually!
i just want to stay you lot have gotten me through this year and made me laugh so much when i've felt down due to this shitstorm of a year/work/chronic health conditions and life in general
thank(space) you
Am hooting that lung up.
Oh my GOD. I’m on a grunk, and I’m sure it’s been said, but that roast chicken! The skin! This is cooking 101!!! It isn’t made right!
How convenient
Just do as Jack does and use your 10% omnivore free pass to give it a go...
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