MarmiteExtract
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Surely by now she’s listed every food she’s ever tried?
Looool someone beat me to it! XThat prawn cocktail! It looks like tinned rice pudding, what the fuck has she done to it?!![]()
That’s as maybe, but it’s a big fat fail! That is one of the worst meals I have ever seen, it’s gross. how has she generated all that peel?? Cos the veg doesn’t look peeled, and she hasn’t topped the carrots, and on what planet is it acceptable to feed peelings to someone as a Christmas dinner???
Surely you mean...StollenThis looks like Ginger the mummy who lives at the British museum (obvs probably stolen)
I really, really want someone to make this gravy. I have all the ingredients (including lard, but I will explain) but I can't justify the waste of onions, cranberry sauce and chicken stock. Please will someone try it, or I might be forced to have a go myself.A) I'm so sorry but that recipe made me feel very strange. Blending. Raw. Onions. To. Make. Gravy.
B) I'm sorry but what's the point? Buy a small tub of own brand veggie gravy granules. Seriously, what's the point? If you're not going to make it properly with homemade stock etc then that's FINE. No one expects that, just use granules?
C) I'm way less sorry but why put lard in everything? Congrats your stuffing can be a vegan main! They have nothing to eat it with because everything's smeared in animal fat! Buy a small bottle of cheap oil and use that as your cooking fat instead so, y'know, your guests can actually eat things...
In short, I am now Alarmed and I don't understand why everything has to be made so complicated by her
Perhaps the mention of grandpa’s brain pâté upset her vegan fans.She's deleted this one! So long, Brain faggots![]()
Yes exactly, all of this. My friend’s mum, going back to I think I was probably v early twenties, was pontificating to us about how to make any meal excellent. What it came down to, she said, was contrast between but also marriage of flavours and textures. You then need variety of colour which = health, and balance. It was only when I started cooking regularly that I realised I was always asking myself if I was meeting her criteria. I aim for this even with the simplest of meals, even a sandwich! There are golden ratios and pairings that work for a reason. It’s why Thai food is so ridiculously wonderful, why things like cauliflower cheese is so amazing, shavings of spring onion can make a dish, and crispy roast potatoes are the food of the gods. She has zero understanding of any of this!a christmas roast without braised red cabbage is a crime imo! hers isn't balanced at all, it's nice to have something crunchy (potatoes), something creamy (eg creamed leeks or cauli cheese), something slightly sweet and spiced (braised red cabbage), something green and crisp (sprouts, broccoli or in my case both)...this is obviously on top of all the other trimmings but at the very least a christmas roast needs those elements to be worthy of publishing in a fucking newspaper!
Who’s putting money on her not going sleep now?
Early contender ...that Christmas dinner makes me want to call the police and cry.
Oh it’s zero waste now is it?
Because I’m FEWMIN at the latest arrangement of slop, I’ve just popped over to Iceland.
I filled my trolley with -
Starter- Brie and cranberry pastry crown £2
Main- bacon wrapped turkey breast serves 4 1.15kg £7
20 Yorkshire’s £1
900g Mixed veg £1
907g Roasted potatoes in veg oil £1
400g Sprouts with chestnuts £1
280g Red cabbage £1
Any bisto that’s veggie £1
24 “trimmings” pigs in blanket and pork stuffing balls £3
Dessert- luxury Xmas pud serves 4 £2 (half price offer)
1kg Birds custard £1
£23.50
I’d probably not bother with frozen mixed veg, I’d spend the £1 on fresh carrots and swede.
This isn’t a zero waste dinner. There’s plenty of leftovers for Boxing Day. And it’s frozen so it will keep.
I think there’s too much spent on the meat to be honest. But yeah, similar cost as Mackie, but using much less electricity and with leftover food for another day....
It's the end times. Goodbye, Jack. You'll be with Viv soon.
So she deleted that tweet within a few minutes and then replied with a lengthier comeback, which she also now deleted.