Jack Monroe #119 She says lots of things, many of which are false

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Falkor

Has anyone else been trying to fit those tweets to the tune of Billy Joel's We Didn't Start The Fire, or just me?
 
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CabalofBolorneaise

Nippybippy said:
107 was the peak?! Fucking bullshit, she’d be hospitalized and having seizures. Fucking liar.
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I think she went for F to make it more “dramatic” but doesn’t actually know the conversion so she’s overshot realistic.

As a pain in the arse teenager I once heated my ear up with my hairdryer before taking my temp using our ear thermometer in order to have a convincing fever to avoid a maths test... I kept it in C though so I knew where I wanted I thought at the time my mum fell for it but in retrospect I think she just couldn’t be bothered to argue.
 
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ChickenPorridge

Each and every time you think Jack Monroe can't get any more ridiculous and downright embarrassing....she does. It's truly a wonder.
 
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BlendedSlop

For fuck's sake. I'm exhausted. Mentally willing Louisa to don a hazmat suit and brave the shitty bungalow's isolation chamber to wrestle the phones off her.
 
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Sideboard Bob

She’s still arguing with the world‘s least imaginative conspiracy theorists. It really doesn’t take a (lady) doctor to see that she’s fine

 
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Scarletfever

Sideboard Bob said:
She’s still arguing with the world‘s least imaginative conspiracy theorists. It really doesn’t take a (lady) doctor to see that she’s fine

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Classic Jack. Simultaneously a teen AND a long serving blah blah blah.

Wise up Jack.

Weird that you can be all those things without being baptised? I am not familiar with that faith though, so happy to be corrected.
 
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Scarletfever

lilamay said:
She deleted that tweet within a few minutes and then replied with a lengthier comeback, which she also now deleted.
The cringe kills me
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She only has one argument which she uses in every situation and boils down to MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

ETA she is a lucky duck if this is the illest she has ever been. Especially with RA. I had suspected RA in the past which turned out to be viral arthritis. I was bedridden with pain and fever and wishing for the sweet release of death.
 
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PoorPatrol

If any of you believe she’s ill after today, I will pray for your souls at Shoebury Baptist Church, do a few Pie Jesus for y’all and pray for you to come into the light. She’s faking fucking corona. We knew this day would come, I think pretty much since the first lockdown. Nobody be shocked!!
https://giphy.com/l2YWePN1Ibtit2372
 
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