Jack Monroe #114 i, slopbot

ChickenPorridge · Dec 4, 2020

Like a rat up a drainpipe

HarderFaster · Dec 4, 2020

Reiterate? She has categorically NEVER iterated it!!!!

I genuinely cannot recall a time when she has said “I am not poor” in a tweet. Possibly in a reply, but she has always framed it as “I might be again soon”.

Little shit. Shows she’s rattled by the negative attention that isn’t coming from mad alt-right types.

HotesTilaire · Dec 4, 2020

She’s spelled “scamming” as p-r-a-c-t-I-s-e e the maverick manic pixie puppy brain boob flasher! She is a one
Just to be objectionable, I’m willing to believe she has all the diagnoses she co-opts, with the caveat that they are all overpowers by her personality disorder.

Scarletfever · Dec 4, 2020

Silver Linings said:
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FRUGAL

Fucking
Ridiculous
Ungrateful
Greedy
Arsehole
Liar

PS she's mentioning being "scarred" by poverty (it was a short time waiting for your benefits to come through, wise up Jack ffs) as she will use that as an excuse for the incessant tip jar rattling.

crystaleyesd · Dec 4, 2020

Translation - I'll resume my grift in January when the heat's died down from being clocked by a journalist. Conveniently just before being horribly evicted from my penultimate forever home (actually just when the lease is up...) ready to crowdfund a deposit out of all you povos.

Tattle still got all those pesky receipts though, Jack

Oofadoofa · Dec 4, 2020

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It must be difficult, treading that fine line between showing the right amount of sympathy that doesn't give away that it was so much easier just paying for a private doctor but that won't leave them feeling less fortunate than the sad and pathetic, fraudulent character that begs for their money to cover the cost of the luxuries that they can't have.

PunkyMonkey · Dec 4, 2020

Not poor, literally can't afford butter. Righto.

Montrachet · Dec 4, 2020

https://giphy.com/tLql6mMHC6wvK

Could one of our skilled archivists set this alongside some of the most poverty-stricken posts from October. "Can't afford butter" type posts for example.

ChickenPorridge · Dec 4, 2020

Can you believe she has the knackers to post that mere weeks after I can't afford butter right now, don't worry I'm fine - here's my PayPal link.
"I'm frugal" but here's a pic of me with 200 quids worth of shapewear on for some reason

heretoreaditall2019 · Dec 4, 2020

PeggyMac said:
Rattled?

Would be great of her to put this up as a Patreon post tbh as god knows how many people are sharing their universal credit with her.

Cannot wait for next year’s accounts, they’ll be the perfect accompaniment to the impending complete exposé on her

Oofadoofa · Dec 4, 2020

Montrachet said:
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Could one of our skilled archivists set this alongside some of the most poverty-stricken posts from October. "Can't afford butter" type posts for example.

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She may as well have just said that she read The Scotsman article and tagged them in for good measure.

Knit one Pearl one · Dec 4, 2020

PeggyMac said:
Rattled?

And then some...

jenny2603 · Dec 4, 2020

Bobsmum said:
Jack Monroe on defeating Katie Hopkins and why low-cost recipes matter

The food writer on why her son isn't allowed to Google her, how veganism in a privilege, and the increased need for austerity cookbooks.

inews.co.uk

This interview states she was diagnosed With adhd and autism at 11!?………………

It does indeed. I sometimes wonder if Jack actually is a robot the way she continually spews out completely contradictory gibberish.

It also contains a few chuckles.

I HOOTED at this incredible Jack quote “People don’t need to dress up in a poor person’s skin to tell their story for them.”

I laughed up a lung at this question from the interviewer: "Does Monroe ever get tired of telling her story?" You'll be amazed to learn that no she doesn't and fair play it does change a lot so I suppose it doesn't suffer from repetition.

She's an insufferable arse and a shit random word robot who isn't as good as our Slopbot.

PunkyMonkey · Dec 4, 2020

SoulRebel said:
'Some people have an ADHD coach'.
This middle class Tory private health woman has lost her grip on reality.

Thank you for this, that comment got me as close as I've ever been to my jaw actually dropping.

DinosaurSenior · Dec 4, 2020

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Just pop to the shops on a different day then you loon!!! It'll be quieter on a Monday, after you've walked your son to school.

Everything has to be such a drama! Ffs

I'm genuinely thinking that her social media is written by a variety of different people, of varying ages. All the 70s references and dodgy timelines.

HotesTilaire · Dec 4, 2020

my spoiler didn’t work soz. Am a ninny.
This is my portrait of Mackie. Rose West hair and glasses, wearing her see thru shape wear vests.

Terrible · Dec 4, 2020

REVERSE FERRET, REVERSE FERRET
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So Jackie can afford her mortgage and butter now? Hooray!
Never gave us all the November poverty receipts (including milkman) did she?

Isn’t it a bit late for Christmas jobs now? Waaaay too late for any meaningful print or tv work. Maybe a podcast, or YouTube if anything? I won’t hold my breath.

Scarletfever · Dec 4, 2020

Love how she says what she's making now is not relatable to every day life.

Like endless buckets of pig eyelid slop is "relatable". Such a patronising twunt to her followers.

"I am actually working on stuff that isn't boiled rotting salad, you povvos wouldn't understand"

IF YOU ARE NOT IN POVERTY CLOSE THE DAMN TIP JAR. THE ADS PAY FOR THE SITE.

And while you are at it, thrifty shades of beige?

Not fair to prioritise new jobs when you are fleecing your long suffering patreons.

jenny2603 · Dec 4, 2020

Terrible said:
REVERSE FERRET, REVERSE FERRET
https://giphy.com/xT4uQeq7944qV1HHdm
So Jackie can afford her mortgage and butter now? Hooray!
Never gave us all the November poverty receipts (including milkman) did she?

Isn’t it a bit late for Christmas jobs now? Waaaay too late for any meaningful print or tv work. Maybe a podcast, or YouTube if anything? I won’t hold my breath.

Mortgage? Mortgage? How very dare you! SHE RENTS!

LadyScarlett · Dec 4, 2020

Blurp said:
I'm already feeling fragile this week and this is starting to tip me over the edge again.

I score very highly on all publicly available tests for Inattentive ADHD and borderline autism. According to the NHS psychiatrist I saw I can't have ADHD because I'm not hyperactive... I have been diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder due to - according to the answer to my complaint which I had to send via the Medical Director - my 'suicidal ideation' despite my having stated clearly to them that I have never been suicidal despite self-harming as a coping mechanism. My application for access to the autism diagnosis pathway was refused on the grounds that this had never been brought up during all the years I had attended various counselling etc despite the psychiatrist originally bringing it up and counselling never having helped a thing. I asked to see someone as antidepressants and counselling hadn't worked after 30 odd years! Compliance previously was also brought up as a black mark against me despite lateness and confusing dates, forgetting appointments etc being part of my problems.

I have been signed off work since February after an almost complete breakdown and Occupational Health insisting that my doctor signed me off. They then recommended that I be assessed for medical retirement. Another OH doctor did this as a paper exercise without talking to me and concluded that I wasn't fit for work but wasn't permanently unfit as with mental health assistance I could improve. That would be the mental health assistance that I have been fighting for years to access (I was given my diagnosis and discharged without even an explanatory leaflet or any contact information) and even got to the stage of seriously considering faking a high profile suicide attempt at the Road Bridge or wherever to get some help. If I go back to work, it will happen again and again and again if I cannot access the help that my local MH team are dead set against giving.

Yet Twat can swan in to see her private doctor thanks to her money and buy herself a diagnosis and drugs to suit her pleas of she can't help it, despite the drugs which should supposedly control her behaviour.

I'm broken

.

There are a couple of very good groups on Facebook, adult support groups and such that have been really supportive to my husband and I (we both have ADHD)

Jack Monroe #114 i, slopbot

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