I agree, except in this scenario it would be an ex-husband which is even worse? Like taking the work call out of it imagine sharing a house with an ex during a pandemic and he saunters around in the nude for lols? Hella weird af. And that's BEFORE you start thinking, christ, who was on that work call and what were they talking about when Jack made her appearance?@Switchstreetz thank you for the sloppies, your writing / image selection were superb. Mirroring other fraus I grinned throughout the whole thing, it’s insane this isn’t even a YEAR of someone’s life
On streaking - sorry to be a boring serious frau and trigger warning but is it not a sex offence to do that...? Like if someone hasn’t consented to seeing your nude body in person it’s bad enough but on a WORK CALL it’s even worse? Not in a reaching way cos Jack does enough that warrants valid critiquing but what would we all be saying if one of our husbands did this......
My ribs stick out like that..calling it descended like the way u describe starving African children's bellies? That's awful. I just say my ribs stick out a bit. What the hell is wrong with her!Me seeing someone call out JM regarding the article
Realizing it’s from a transphobe account with tons of bigoted stuff
The band of 38 seems way off for her frame I wear a 38 band and I’m a US size 14. She more than likely is a d/did/e but a much smaller band like 30/32. Bras are so easy to get sizes wrong! Also I’m thinking that American/European sizes might be slightly different. But pretty close I think.
Even when I was really thin I was like a 32 ddd. But those boobs are (were) so tiny and far away now
Remember when she posed bare breasted for a political thing? And then that one time she, conventionally attractive as she is, posted a thirst trap in her bra or bikini claiming that even though she has a deformed leg and was heavier or something she was going to be brave? God it was SO obnoxious and clearly for compliments. It was one of the earlier times I remember being like, what the hell is she constantly trying to get attention for? Disingenuousness makes me crazy and I think many of you are the same!
ETA it was her actual boobs under writing. Not her tomboy photo shoot when she was younger. It was her bear chest along with an “I’m sorry mom and dad, but this is important” sort of thing.
ETA/ETA This was the photo.
Distended ribs? Um ok. Disfigured leg? I don’t see anything. Looks to me like a thin, conventionally attractive woman using the body positive movement to fish for compliments.
Naaahh the land of make believe, the bungalow is far too cold, she does not do laundry at that time, she’s on her ownProbably more starved of attention as BB hasn’t been there, until today. Now suddenly her son and BB are magically there when she fancies a late night streak.
I can relate to terminator squiggle. I occasionally donate via paypal to someone I follow on twitter who is in hardship, disabled and chronically ill. They share a lot of their life online and I believe they are genuine and it's a nice feeling to be able to help someone who needs it.Poor terminator squiggle. I think people who have known hardship and are now just about doing ok are very vulnerable to these grifters. I have given lots of times to patreons, tip jars etc because I can remember what it was like when we never had any money. (we never had any money because mortgage and childcare is expensive even with 2 working parents in public sector jobs, we paid all our bills and ate cheap
Shitting hell, didn't think it possible these days but nope, she's managed to make me cringe up my morning coffee. It's a talent she has. That photo, the words, it's all so fucking awful..Me seeing someone call out JM regarding the article
Realizing it’s from a transphobe account with tons of bigoted stuff
The band of 38 seems way off for her frame I wear a 38 band and I’m a US size 14. She more than likely is a d/did/e but a much smaller band like 30/32. Bras are so easy to get sizes wrong! Also I’m thinking that American/European sizes might be slightly different. But pretty close I think.
Even when I was really thin I was like a 32 ddd. But those boobs are (were) so tiny and far away now
Remember when she posed bare breasted for a political thing? And then that one time she, conventionally attractive as she is, posted a thirst trap in her bra or bikini claiming that even though she has a deformed leg and was heavier or something she was going to be brave? God it was SO obnoxious and clearly for compliments. It was one of the earlier times I remember being like, what the hell is she constantly trying to get attention for? Disingenuousness makes me crazy and I think many of you are the same!
ETA it was her actual boobs under writing. Not her tomboy photo shoot when she was younger. It was her bear chest along with an “I’m sorry mom and dad, but this is important” sort of thing.
ETA/ETA This was the photo.
Distended ribs? Um ok. Disfigured leg? I don’t see anything. Looks to me like a thin, conventionally attractive woman using the body positive movement to fish for compliments.
Yes!!! And sorry to be a bore but trigger warning xx it’s well documented the challenges of working at home with kids so there’s a possibility work screens are in eye line of children? This may not be the case for everyone but I was regularly chatting to a colleague’s pre teen kids, they’re inquisitive so like getting involved.I agree, except in this scenario it would be an ex-husband which is even worse? Like taking the work call out of it imagine sharing a house with an ex during a pandemic and he saunters around in the nude for lols? Hella weird af. And that's BEFORE you start thinking, christ, who was on that work call and what were they talking about when Jack made her appearance?
This sooooo needs the Alan treatment
Fab work there fellow Frau, the novack nail was the most difficult (and mostI'm like 20 pages behind so hope this isn't a weird time to come in but:
THE SLOPPIES ARE NOW LIVE
(At least I think, hope and pray they are anyway)
please tell me if it doesn't work
I've tried it on a laptop and an android smartphone and it seems to be working!
Winners will go up on Tattle, not sure of date yet but im thinking close submissions Tuesday 15th Dec & announce on thread Sunday 20th? (Taking feedback on this though, obviously we need to pick a specific time and then be about half an hour late as well, in true JM fashion)
Both are in my opinionIn all honesty, it depends. For example, I’m having a flare up at the mo and when we went out for dinner to support our local, my hands immediately hurt like hell in the cold. In a good period, I’d be fine. In a flare there’d be no nudie leaping and bounding in the cold, period.
However.... as others have pointed out, YESTERDAY she was writing a treatise on how she was swathed in electric blankets, suffering from RA pain, coddling herself from the ouchy cold. TODAY she is blithely charging around in the nip in the same Siberian rooms.
Conclusion? One of these stories is confabulation, confusion and bollocks. That’s wor Jackie.
So they are not eating the ‘ready meals’ from the freezer then?This is weird because at no time since she started doing her £20 shops does she ever record buying mature cheddar cheese
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That is awfulLooks like that squiggle donated several times to Jack and is now realising that Jack is actually much more affluent than she is. Her first tweet says "Imagine how you'd feel if you gave lots of little donations to someone in what felt like just about affordable chunks because you thought they really needed help. It all adds up to £1452."
Its really ramping up now, if she wasn’t worried before, she should be now, the lid is being lifted. Without her pay pigs she really will feel the coldSorry if this has been posted already, I was busy streaking whilst my husband was on a Zoom call. Anyway, I noticed this:
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There is another instamum on tattle who has no job, but was earning from insta swipes etc. She is a horrible racist, homophobe, etc etc, some members took it upon themselves to contact all the companies her and her partner were working with/earning from, they have been cancelled, she is not earning, so it does work.Go on terminator squiggle!
All that us bullying, sad, hausfrau ninnies got back out of Mackie was the £20 winter fuel money from a squiggle. You keep going til you get your fourteen hundred notes back from the grifter!
Frauen and Herren we are truly honoured and blessed that in just a few days we have had The Sloppies, Slopbot, and now St Squiggle - behold, an honorary Frau if ever there was
Edit- it was an accident! I was doing a new post and it combined
Could you please post the link again, these threads move so fast I've lost it!I am hooting. I programmed Slopbot to be a parody of her but she's truly just a parody of herself. By the way, Jack, your one instance of 'thankyou' means 'mushrooms blended to mince texture' will be added to the ingredients class. 'Any mushroom' is already in there but I'm sure you knew that anyway, dear heart.
@Switchstreetz The Sloppies are *chef's kiss*, I was getting quite concerned about choosing the most appropriate responses. It's hard to believe all those are mere highlights from the last ten months.
I’m really behind but this is bloody brilliant. I HOOTED a lot.I'm like 20 pages behind so hope this isn't a weird time to come in but:
THE SLOPPIES ARE NOW LIVE
(At least I think, hope and pray they are anyway)
please tell me if it doesn't work
I've tried it on a laptop and an android smartphone and it seems to be working!
Winners will go up on Tattle, not sure of date yet but im thinking close submissions Tuesday 15th Dec & announce on thread Sunday 20th? (Taking feedback on this though, obviously we need to pick a specific time and then be about half an hour late as well, in true JM fashion)
There is another instamum on tattle who has no job, but was earning from insta swipes etc. She is a horrible racist, homophobe, etc etc, some members took it upon themselves to contact all the companies her and her partner were working with/earning from, they have been cancelled, she is not earning, so it does work.Go on terminator squiggle!
All that us bullying, sad, hausfrau ninnies got back out of Mackie was the £20 winter fuel money from a squiggle. You keep going til you get your fourteen hundred notes back from the grifter!
Frauen and Herren we are truly honoured and blessed that in just a few days we have had The Sloppies, Slopbot, and now St Squiggle - behold, an honorary Frau if ever there was
Edit- it was an accident! I was doing a new post and it combined
It’s like she’s JUST watched ‘salt, fat, acid, heat’ and now thinks she’s hacked the magic cooking formula. Shame she didn’t cotton on before she started sharting out her putrid slop into the world: the closest she’s ever got to a winning formula is stock cube, vegetable oil, Sarsons malt vinegar, simmer it until it’s fucking evaporated into thin air. Yeah that’ll do the trickBUTTER, BUTTER, BUTTER, BUTTER...but but but she can’t afford butternow she’ll never be able to eat her faves my heart is for poor Jackie
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What am I doing with my life?
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