There's a confused hen wandering the chaos of the shitty bungalow/ gift from a mate / the puddle/ a charity shop/ she lays them herself.How does she have such a surfeit of eggs when she only bought 6 in the fake poverty shop on Sunday and is supposedly feeding 2 adults and a child?
Sick of her.
I hear she's friends wi the family of bramble mice.There's a confused hen wandering the chaos of the shitty bungalow/ gift from a mate / the puddle/ a charity shop/ she lays them herself.
Yes, I think you’re on to something - we’ll probably find out she has her own chickens and cow, makes her own cheese, butter, yoghurt and has enough eggs left over to lob at David Cameron or David Walliams, or whoever the latest nasty is. They’re probably all hiding with the mice under the bush, or in the porch.So where have these eggs appeared from? Milkman? Brambley mice harbouring chickens under the hedge?
in order to make quiche, you need to be able to cook, slop won’t cut it.
She's so thick. The "impossible to tell if it's good or not" is clearly a sarcastic meme meaning if you write for them you're debasing your soul for media credibility. And she chirpily pops up to say, "oh I've done this". Which is probably the most honest thing she's ever written but she's too much of a dumdum to see it.View attachment 323520
Why the poor eat poorly
The Government has U-turned on free school meals. But moralising about people's diets won't helpunherd.com
One day it will all be revealed: the poverty chef and active cyclist simply do not like butter.Imagine if the head of C4 news just did the cabal a solid and publically Tweeted a photo of the butter (that there definitely fucking is) in the Smeg.
It definitely does! A few years ago I made mincemeat and mascarpone croissants with shortbread crumbles and they were *chef kiss*Maybe this is a sign that I need to eat but the idea of marscapone, puff pastry and mincemeat sounds like it could go well together!?
Sorry if I'm being thick, what does "spiked unpaid" mean? I'm thinking they no longer wanted the piece and didn't pay her? I've just searched for her on that site and there are only two results. One is her being mentioned in another person's article which I guess is where she's saying she was misrepresented - I don't think she has been at all, the guy is saying exactly what she's spouted on her twitter feed. The other result is someone mentioning Marilyn Monroe, not her at all.View attachment 323520
Why the poor eat poorly
The Government has U-turned on free school meals. But moralising about people's diets won't helpunherd.com
Bet the kid does though! What's he spreading on his toast? Oh wait, probably the cheap sausage/bacon fat she said she keeps in a jar in the fridge to use for his meals 🥲One day it will be all revealed: the poverty chef and active cyclist simply do not like butter.
Tenner says it has feathers and springs in it.Christ I love quiche. I don’t want to see Jack’s maverick take on quiche. If she were to make a really nice one, that would be fine. I’m assuming it will brown & full of weird odds and ends.
still 5 duck eggs unaccounted for, so add that to the £20 shop tally of eggs.How does she have such a surfeit of eggs when she only bought 6 in the fake poverty shop on Sunday and is supposedly feeding 2 adults and a child?
Sick of her.
she's usually pretty good at finding her way around the BBC food website too!!Could she not search the internet for a quiche that uses up what she's got and find one from a reasonably trusted source? I mean I know that's just not maverick enough.
spiked originates from when an article is written but doesn’t make the printed paper. So Jack was asked to write something but they didn’t end up using it.Sorry if I'm being thick, what does "spiked unpaid" mean? I'm thinking they no longer wanted the piece and didn't pay her? I've just searched for her on that site and there are only two results. One is her being mentioned in another person's article which I guess is where she's saying she was misrepresented - I don't think she has been at all, the guy is saying exactly what she's spouted on her twitter feed. The other result is someone mentioning Marilyn Monroe, not her at all.
Oh now that sounds divine!It definitely does! A few years ago I made mincemeat and mascarpone croissants with shortbread crumbles and they were *chef kiss*
How did she already make it if it needs butter...also butter in mulled wine? Is that a thing?omg, she is going to buy butter now!
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