Liar, Liar, her denim shirt’s on fire.
I don’t know how she can keep up with the lies she constantly tells.
I don’t know how she can keep up with the lies she constantly tells.
But where in the budget are the bank charges for her kiddie account? That’s 3squid off your shopShe’s been very sneaky with the butter thing. ‘The budget doesn’t allow it’ etc. I’ve not seen her say outright she can’t actually afford it - just that the bleeping ridiculous budget is £20. She’d get you on a technicality if you questioned it but it’s still so so dishonest.
Absolutely brilliant! I wanted to pick one to quote but they are all too good.I was struggling to sleep last night so I wrote some Jack poetry in the form of haiku because I know how much she loved the bingo discussion. Here are a few for you. If you want to see the rest you have to support me on Patreon at the £10/month tier because I eat a lot of butter.
Maverick chilli
Apply corned beef to grater
Clamato juice sauce
Horse spunk lasagne
It thickens in the oven
Verdict: terrible
Fell under a train
Mediterranean arse
Life-saving buttocks
Rent a bungalow
Cannot plant a hydrangea
Turfed under the stairs
Do not ask questions
Every known experience
Completed it mate
From memory it was a chalkboard one she’d picked up in Asdaare you really gonna save that much if the thing's on for 3 days at a time though?
eta come to think of it, the chicken stock was in a different slow cooker, wasn't it? it's probably still there
If you dm your address I’ll send you some butter in the post. You shouldn’t go without dear heartI was struggling to sleep last night so I wrote some Jack poetry in the form of haiku because I know how much she loved the bingo discussion. Here are a few for you. If you want to see the rest you have to support me on Patreon at the £10/month tier because I eat a lot of butter.
Maverick chilli
Apply corned beef to grater
Clamato juice sauce
Horse spunk lasagne
It thickens in the oven
Verdict: terrible
Fell under a train
Mediterranean arse
Life-saving buttocks
Rent a bungalow
Cannot plant a hydrangea
Turfed under the stairs
Do not ask questions
Every known experience
Completed it mate
does she actually cook the flour?View attachment 321467
Wingardium leviosa?
@SmegheadIf you dm your address I’ll send you some butter in the post. You shouldn’t go without dear heart
A bottle of lemon juiceI was struggling to sleep last night so I wrote some Jack poetry in the form of haiku because I know how much she loved the bingo discussion. Here are a few for you. If you want to see the rest you have to support me on Patreon at the £10/month tier because I eat a lot of butter.
Maverick chilli
Apply corned beef to grater
Clamato juice sauce
Horse spunk lasagne
It thickens in the oven
Verdict: terrible
Fell under a train
Mediterranean arse
Life-saving buttocks
Rent a bungalow
Cannot plant a hydrangea
Turfed under the stairs
Do not ask questions
Every known experience
Completed it mate
She doesn't.Liar, Liar, her denim shirt’s on fire.
I don’t know how she can keep up with the lies she constantly tells.
Does the 'slow cooker' thing remind anybody else of those contraptions you'd see at breakfast if, for instance, a family member owned a Bed and Breakfast type establishment.Sorry still behind, but I price checked the "£37" slow cooker and it has never been under £100. So unless the muddy puddle contributed... SHE'S LYING!!
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Yes, absolutely.Does the 'slow cooker' thing remind anybody else of those contraptions you'd see at breakfast if, for instance, a family member owned a Bed and Breakfast type establishment.
Baked Beans in one pot, Porridge in another, you get the idea...
HER GRANDFATHER IS DEADDoes the 'slow cooker' thing remind anybody else of those contraptions you'd see at breakfast if, for instance, a family member owned a Bed and Breakfast type establishment.
Baked Beans in one pot, Porridge in another, you get the idea...
It actually says "buffet server" on it there doesn't it...Does the 'slow cooker' thing remind anybody else of those contraptions you'd see at breakfast if, for instance, a family member owned a Bed and Breakfast type establishment.
Baked Beans in one pot, Porridge in another, you get the idea...
Perhaps his ashes were kept in the one next to the beans...HER GRANDFATHER IS DEAD
Maybe her parents sold it to her..... she did mention a stand off with her dad over something or other while they were stripping a B&B of its valuables. Don’t start, my granddad is DEAD!Does the 'slow cooker' thing remind anybody else of those contraptions you'd see at breakfast if, for instance, a family member owned a Bed and Breakfast type establishment.
Baked Beans in one pot, Porridge in another, you get the idea...
You can have it not for £35, not for £40 but precisely £37! Hahaha!Maybe her parents sold it to her..... she did mention a stand off with her dad over something or other while they were stripping a B&B of its valuables. Don’t start, my granddad is DEAD!
Denim shirt's on fireLiar, Liar, her denim shirt’s on fire.
I don’t know how she can keep up with the lies she constantly tells.