Sorry, would like to clarify, I’m not mocking ibs sufferers by the way. Or anyone with bowel conditions. I have ibsFucking hell.
My pandemic irritable bowl hell.
It was using my sixth sock of the day, I finally snapped. ‘How could people be so selfish with toilet roll,’ I screamed? ‘What about people with IBS?’
What made matters worse is I had just that morning tucked into one of jack monroe’s recipes and my stomach was turning somersaults. I howled and threw myself to the floor. I was running out of socks fast. Maybe I should set up a Patreon?
Fucking hell, she tweeted that *this month*? That makes it even funnier (not the fact of writing about IBS, but the ridiculousness of fishing for tales of woe linked to stockpiling loo roll)Any slower on the issues of the day and she'd be making smoothie bowls for Instagram.
Such picturesque breakdowns. I look like the arse end of a Highland Cow when I'm off one one.I've literally never heard of this Hattie before. She's another Jack. Totally self-obsessed. She said she started her channel for "her"!! That was 2 minutes of hilarity!!!!!
31 - a link to my patreon xx74 - claws at the floor
In 2/3 years SB and his classmates will legally be old enough to open social media accounts on twitter, insta, fb accounts. I feel like SB is not going to like his mum's online presence, poor lad :/ (lets hope all embarrassing tweets gone by then)If she doesn’t approve of mine craft she’s going to have an interesting few years.
My daughter has made some awesome, and frankly bonkers things in minecraft.
She’s going to find in the next year or so things are going to start changing hugely with SB. He’s not going to crave her company in the same way and she will have to find new ways to communicate and find common ground with him. And posting about him online is going to be a big no-no (although it should be already).
I know, I mean it would be hard enough to find someone who couldn’t find any toilet roll, let alone an ibs sufferer that couldn’t find any. And then an ibs sufferer that couldn’t find any toilet paper that was aggrieved about it enough to write for a new publication about it for £50, we are in needle in a haystack territory!Fucking hell, she tweeted that *this month*? That makes it even funnier (not the fact of writing about IBS, but the ridiculousness of fishing for tales of woe linked to stockpiling loo roll)
37 sell the emin27..... juice of bottled lemon.
If they are hiring brilliant writers, they better cancel Monroe!Such a sustainable business model....................
I tried lidl cat food once (for cat, not me) Cat just looked at it, gave me a look of pure disgust, and walked off.Frauen und Herren, I have a terrible confession to make. Twat gave me the idea to rinse tinned meat just now.
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My cats are very happy with Lidl's cat food, a tin between them plus dry food. I alternate between the fish six-pack and the meat six-pack. However, they hate the mint jelly part of the lamb and mint tin so I put it in a sieve and rinsed as much of the jelly off as I could; got about half off and I'll see whether more of it has been eaten later.
Another "working class" "journalist" grifting the public using mental illness?!Such picturesque breakdowns. I look like the arse end of a Highland Cow when I'm off one one.
ETA: I don't know what the hell has been going on in middle class households over the last few decades but the results are increasingly disturbing.
Maybe Jack can resurrect ‘depressipes’ for this one.Marbles is quite a good name - there's a bit of humour, wit about it rather than the morose "Breakdown".
What do you mean?! She can 'bang out' columns in half an hour.If they are hiring brilliant writers, they better cancel Monroe!
Just like the sex worker days!!!!What do you mean?! She can 'bang out' columns in half an hour.
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