A husk no more...
Jack Monroe #106 She’s ‘aving a carafe
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Really? There hasn’t been a photo taken of me since last October Jack because things are that tit.
If things are really that tit and you really are a broken husk you don’t take facetuned photos of yourself and post them so everyone/270k people (delete as appropriate) can see.
( I am too sad to swear.)But are your fingernails clean love, cos that's what REALLY matters!
"Good job well done"
Lol Jack. Self praise is no recommendation, remember?
Also, "visage" is pure Del Boy vibes.
Lol Jack. Self praise is no recommendation, remember?
Also, "visage" is pure Del Boy vibes.
Anyway I triangulated that kitchen in 30 seconds and she's gonna be on Doctor Rupy's show 
- good job keeping it a secret Jack ya big melt
- good job keeping it a secret Jack ya big melt 
I'll do it for you....Really? There hasn’t been a photo taken of me since last October Jack because things are that tit.
If things are really that tit and you really are a broken husk you don’t take facetuned photos of yourself and post them so everyone/270k people (delete as appropriate) can see.
SO duck OFF JACK
Big pat on the back for you!!!Anyway I triangulated that kitchen in 30 seconds and she's gonna be on Doctor Rupy's show
Just in case we were forgetting the ouchys. twit.
100% had fillers. Too short. Ouchy fillers
Is it.....herself?
The perhaps, self inflicted ouchies.
**cough** *fillers* **cough**
imagine being in the public eye for 10 years, with multiple tv appearances, and being this pleased with yourself that you didn't completely and irrecoverably duck it up on one occasion
That is a lovely photo of her. I haven’t liked a picture of me for over a year but I think if I had make up and hair professionally done and a photo taken by a pro I’d like them better though.,
Was just coming to say this. The clinic she goes to is still open, if further proof was needed
Enjoy the relaxed contented feeling of a good triangulation well doneAnyway I triangulated that kitchen in 30 seconds and she's gonna be on Doctor Rupy's show
She’s had her gnashes done too, right?
TBF I would love to have mine done.
TBF I would love to have mine done.
@crystaleyesd we demand a self-satisfied selfie with excessive eye make up and a haircut a la La Roux circa 2009! for a job well done!
She's gone from not being able to say what it is to announcing it's with Dr Rupy 5 seconds later 
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