Bloody hell is that vampire guy Stuart in disguise? I feel a smidge of pity for Jack now. It's not the cabal you need to worry about. Better hope he is too thick to triangulate you Jackie.
If safety mattered that much to you, you wouldn't plaster your son's face all over the place and share personal details about him. Especially not when you have a 'stalker'. Ditto re Louisa's strava.
She can't sue us but even if it did go to court she would just get another bollocking from the judge and we would get a commendation for excellent record keeping. Evidence is vital.
Finally if Jack is going to reference us by slipping our usernames into seemingly innocuous statements she can put mine to good use. When she is cosplaying at being a Scot again she can tweet that "people huv tae know all aboot Tattle life and all ma threads on there. Hootsman!"
I do love a morning chaos