Jack Monroe #104 Are you familiar with my tip jar?
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I am glad the squiggle specified what it cooked, otherwise..
This had me laughing so much..."what on earth is this???"
That is the second time I have seen her offer a "pub quote".
She did it to the chef who brought out a book on pies recently, too.
Nobody knows who you are love
She did it to the chef who brought out a book on pies recently, too.
Nobody knows who you are love
I HAVE A VIDEO OF US LAUGHING.....
What do you mean why was I filming it?
What’s a pub quote? Is it the bit on the front of the book were a random celeb bigs it up.
CHRISTMAS LIST by Jack Monroe, aged 32 and three quarters
SB, beloved flesh blood and ruiner of abdominal muscles - a biscuit (remember to take a bite of it), some cooking bacon and a yellow stickered ham sandwich. NB ask his dad to pick up some stale Greggs items for his stocking.
BB, ex-fiancée and hapless paypig - further ritual humiliation and the privilege of sharing a sense of humour with me, the funniest person in the world
ME - books, designer clothes, Cotswold furniture, a padded seat for the water rower all paid for my beloved fans who probably OWN THEIR OWN HOMES and everything!
Twitter randoms fortunate enough to be online at same time as me - whatever they want from me, the bountiful and beatific Jack Monroe, giver of FREE, PERFECTLY TESTED recipes, branded chocolate bars and jars of yeast spread.
Santa, Mom, I’ve been ever ever so good this year. Please get me a TV show where I can tell my unheard story of woe again and again. Maybe a Hairy Bikers kind of show but I’m cooking from Auschwitz because after all, at least those slain by the Nazis still had lightbulbs but I had to unscrew mine all those years ago.
Thankyou fam,
From the crappy, freezing bungalow with the tropical kitchen,
Jack xxx
SB, beloved flesh blood and ruiner of abdominal muscles - a biscuit (remember to take a bite of it), some cooking bacon and a yellow stickered ham sandwich. NB ask his dad to pick up some stale Greggs items for his stocking.
BB, ex-fiancée and hapless paypig - further ritual humiliation and the privilege of sharing a sense of humour with me, the funniest person in the world
ME - books, designer clothes, Cotswold furniture, a padded seat for the water rower all paid for my beloved fans who probably OWN THEIR OWN HOMES and everything!
Twitter randoms fortunate enough to be online at same time as me - whatever they want from me, the bountiful and beatific Jack Monroe, giver of FREE, PERFECTLY TESTED recipes, branded chocolate bars and jars of yeast spread.
Santa, Mom, I’ve been ever ever so good this year. Please get me a TV show where I can tell my unheard story of woe again and again. Maybe a Hairy Bikers kind of show but I’m cooking from Auschwitz because after all, at least those slain by the Nazis still had lightbulbs but I had to unscrew mine all those years ago.
Thankyou fam,
From the crappy, freezing bungalow with the tropical kitchen,
Jack xxx
Are we sure it is Louisa? The evidence to me seems to be pointing away from her.
Why would either of them be in hysterics about a simple misunderstanding of what to do? Bloody weirdos.
I have actually made theseSquiggle must be maverick
and they were an amazing hit with my children. But I can’t imagine they have done their teeth any good.mid grunkaing. Sorry.
She doesn't know if they're hard to make but is teaching Bubble Buddy how to make them?
would be interested to see her engagement rate on the “who wants something at the shops?” Tweets to any normal tweets ( I say normal...”
Seems like she is desperate for mass engagement.
Seems like she is desperate for mass engagement.
Why would they bleeping film it? Pair of absolute weirdos.
duck me she's pissed me off today... The misdirection regarding treats Vs actual paid patreon stuff.. made worse by JM asking said patreons to keep it on the downlow when they haven't received items THEY HAVE PAID FOR.
The Asda trips have gone from Willy Fogg type adventures to just a simple nip down there to grab popularity chocolates.
Finally that Helmand comment.... Unless her brother was one of only a few RAF trades that were out on the ground there .. he was at Bastion which is a world apart from those boys and girls that did a proper Helmand province tour.
ETA.. posting this while howling and clawing at my laminate floor.
The Asda trips have gone from Willy Fogg type adventures to just a simple nip down there to grab popularity chocolates.
Finally that Helmand comment.... Unless her brother was one of only a few RAF trades that were out on the ground there .. he was at Bastion which is a world apart from those boys and girls that did a proper Helmand province tour.
ETA.. posting this while howling and clawing at my laminate floor.
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She has just such a good heart and can't say no. She would give her last shirt. That's our Jack!
Reposting this as a thread title suggestion now it's a more appropriate time in the thread
Yes indeedy and all it has achieved it make BB look very incompetent It didn't happen who tries to make a well in liquid when baking?That tweet was for us
just my experience...if two people are genuinely having fun it never involves any filming...this sounds so fake.
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