Alan, every reface you do looks like Blanche from Corrie. Please do Blanche if you can, I’m not sure there will be much difference! XFeel like she’s maybe also claimed to love the work of Celine Dion too and can perfectly hold a note but maybe that was Shout by Lulu
Jack Monroe #104 Are you familiar with my tip jar?
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I beg to differ.
Australian here. Can confirm the weather is hotting up. Can confirm we do not want any of her content, irrespective of season. Am absolutely militant about this.
Oh dear god. I thought it was ravioli. I don't know which would be worse.They're homemade pop tarts
The mention of clams has made me think of another song for the playlist!I started a new job last week which is great but the downside is, I can’t sit on Tattle laughing at reface apps all day
A: Pop Tarts are lush. B: She has replaced the toilet macerator with her own fair hands by the looks of it. C: Have you added tragic poet Jack aka Sylvia Jackth with her pocketful of stones and clams?!
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Clam After Midnight)
This image is even worse when you read it in Australian.
Autocarrot?
Well I’m back from an epic grunka a BUSY week & have caught up as far as Thread 31 - well 
that was an interesting one 
. I don’t feel I want to go any further as I’m now in a happy place having watched Cack being firmly handed her arse on a plate by you articulate funny bunch of hausfraus.
I think she pranced onto here thinking it was Mumsnet & everyone would be starstruck and blow smoke up her arse like she’s used to & if they didn’t she could whine at the mods until they pulled the thread.
I’m more cynical than a lot of you lovely people, I believe she knew exactly what she was doing coming onto that thread as she does in 99.9% of her tweets. She wanted to manipulate people into backing off, it’s the same narrative it has been for the past 10years - “leave me alone I’m poorly & vulnerable without a penny to my name “. At some point particularly once you become a parent you have to take responsibility for own well-being.
Its not for other people to prop up or validate you and her relationships will continue to fail until she sorts her tit out. It’s really not very sexy having to parent a grown adult & I don’t blame Louisa for binning her, I blame her for enabling it for so long.
If Jack had any sense she’d buckle down, work hard (which she doesn’t m’lud she’s bone idle) & bank some money while she decides what she wants to do with the rest of her life.
I know I sound like a heartless witch but she really gets my goat
. I see people in clinic who’re dealing with real emotional & economic hardship & proper conditions that Dr google didn’t diagnose, they are polite,genuine & willing to engage (obviously not all before she pops up to correct me at my own job).
She’s a lazy middle class white woman who believes the world owes her a very comfortable living. She hates the plebs it’s obvious from her snippy responses to them as compared to anyone remotely famous.
I seemed to have rambled and said nothing of note but. Maverick innit fam
grifters kiss
that was an interesting one . I don’t feel I want to go any further as I’m now in a happy place having watched Cack being firmly handed her arse on a plate by you articulate funny bunch of hausfraus.I think she pranced onto here thinking it was Mumsnet & everyone would be starstruck and blow smoke up her arse like she’s used to & if they didn’t she could whine at the mods until they pulled the thread.
I’m more cynical than a lot of you lovely people, I believe she knew exactly what she was doing coming onto that thread as she does in 99.9% of her tweets. She wanted to manipulate people into backing off, it’s the same narrative it has been for the past 10years - “leave me alone I’m poorly & vulnerable without a penny to my name “. At some point particularly once you become a parent you have to take responsibility for own well-being.
Its not for other people to prop up or validate you and her relationships will continue to fail until she sorts her tit out. It’s really not very sexy having to parent a grown adult & I don’t blame Louisa for binning her, I blame her for enabling it for so long.
If Jack had any sense she’d buckle down, work hard (which she doesn’t m’lud she’s bone idle) & bank some money while she decides what she wants to do with the rest of her life.
I know I sound like a heartless witch but she really gets my goat
. I see people in clinic who’re dealing with real emotional & economic hardship & proper conditions that Dr google didn’t diagnose, they are polite,genuine & willing to engage (obviously not all before she pops up to correct me at my own job).She’s a lazy middle class white woman who believes the world owes her a very comfortable living. She hates the plebs it’s obvious from her snippy responses to them as compared to anyone remotely famous.
I seemed to have rambled and said nothing of note but. Maverick innit fam
grifters kiss
Shilling in the Name - Beige Against the Machine
She's about to start posting sausages, isn't she?
I’m on a grunk so apologies if you’ve had loads of recommendations already but the babyled weaning cookbook is good for kids (and adults).
It's sad that the food bank user mentions 'decent' sausages, when Jack is all about the eyelid and bollock ones.
Hoping @Silver Linings is ok 
. We have had a day old joke posted at 1am about trump (yawn) and pancake recipe advising us not to put more than one pancake in the pan at a time.
Sure Jack.
Oh, and the restraint is real with only lemon (plenty of) and sugar. No sign of pepper.
. We have had a day old joke posted at 1am about trump (yawn) and pancake recipe advising us not to put more than one pancake in the pan at a time.Sure Jack.
Oh, and the restraint is real with only lemon (plenty of) and sugar. No sign of pepper.
A good idea thing for kids is to get them started with what you like, so you can all eat together. I mainly use BBC Good Food as there are a huge number of recipes there. The kids really liked Jamie Oliver recipes when they were tiny. Just watch the salt when cooking for kids- leave it out for very little ones. If you want something budget, the student cook books are good if you want to learn the basics from scratch. Good Luck @InfluencerInfluenza
Under the sideboard - the grifters
Sorry if thats massively late to the party now but I've just woken up and chuffed at myself for thinking of that (easily pleased, is this ham)
It’s just awful isn’t it. The cringe when she talks about being on stage with Billy Bragg and no sound comes out. When she talks about singing in church and taking part in singing competitions.
She needs to ‘like‘ herself more. She’s self obsessed to the max.
Perfect as it's nearly Pancake Day! Oh wait...
Oh tit, she's private-d it now. I genuinely feel bad if our discussion has ruined Strava for her.
Crazy that you can only do the challenges on public though, that's a problem right there.
I might leave them to go cold. Or put or my mixture in at once
I mean, once again, who on earth does she think her readers are? It is so patronising.
I can’t wait for tonight’s recipe on cheat’s Simnel (90% vegan) cake.
I think she assumes her readers are at the same level of cooking expertise as her. Which is why she has to explain stupid things.
She just misses the mark with this stuff all the time. We're in the arse end of autumn, the run up to Christmas, surely she should be digging out her comfort food recipes? Or any festive ones she's ever made? Not milkshakes and pancakes
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