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Jack Monroe #104 Are you familiar with my tip jar?
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What the actual duck is that blue tit. Yum icing on a steak bake.
this is what it all boils down to though isn’t it, she’s not actually in any of the vulnerable groups and this has made that very clear. She’s spent years benefitting from co opting the experiences of various marginalised groups & scooping up their opportunities to be heard in the media, but when push comes to shove she doesn’t want the downsides that come with those identities. Eg yes pls I’ll talk about ableism in the guardian, no thank you to staying at home because I have the ailments I wanted to monetise!
I’m same (babe) but different to you, so it so it does piss me off when she goes on at the INJUSTICE of not being able to see the mum she chose not to bubble with Because of all us ninnies breaking the rules? I don’t know anyone that’s gone on holiday other than her!
They're homemade pop tartsWhat the actual duck is that blue tit. Yum icing on a steak bake.
Oh dear, I mean "delicious" why are they blue I thought they had white icing and sprinkles??They're homemade pop tarts
I still don't understand why anyone would want to make Pop Tarts, they were pretty vile pieces of pointlessness the first time round?They're homemade pop tarts
Squiggle must be maverick
I love how the coven tackles, and masters in a military precision, every art form.
I can also see the Coven Book of Poetry lying under the Christmas Tree as we have a secret blinking code to great each other via the electric Christmas lights in our windows.
I want to love and laugh at the same time
Jack instead of cheap wigs, get a nightcap and gown to cosplay with.
Slopladisloplada- The Beatles
Slop! In the name of love- Diana Ross and the Supremes
Oh god I love pop tarts. In fact, after seeing Jack’s tit version yesterday, I had a hankering for done and went to buy some for breakfast this morning. So yummy but not at all nutritious! I had indigestion by 10am
I have used the
emoticon but I would like to emphasize that I have once again laughed out loud that the cat has threatened it will move out.
The kisses will soon get tiresome. Yep, already are.
Don't Slop Me Now by Queen
Grate On Through by the Doors
Light My Slow Cooker by the Doors
Ride a White Sideboard by T Rex
Who Let the Slop Out by the Baha Men
Slop On the Beach by the aptly named T-Spoon
That Slop n Beige Gives Me The Rage by me, topping the Christmas charts soon.
Grate On Through by the Doors
Light My Slow Cooker by the Doors
Ride a White Sideboard by T Rex
Who Let the Slop Out by the Baha Men
Slop On the Beach by the aptly named T-Spoon
That Slop n Beige Gives Me The Rage by me, topping the Christmas charts soon.
I don’t follow her but hashtag buddle has just been retweeted onto my timeline by Krish mate and i’m absolutely flummoxed as to how Jack is wittering away about bollocks as usual. She’ll see the news in a few hours and parrot some hilarious Barnard castle jokes.
ETA - Supporting the site above isn’t wittering about bollocks, I meant the text kisses.
ETA - Supporting the site above isn’t wittering about bollocks, I meant the text kisses.
I wanna have slop on the beach. Unsure of artist.
While investigating what "tragedy mash" might be, I discovered the following, which requires no further comment.
Vlad is thinking of us dear hearts 
Tragedy Mash? Her entire 'cooking' is a tragedy! And why is it that colour?
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