Jack Monroe #103 Take her as she is or leave her be

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Into_the_tunnel

Into_the_tunnel

Satisfying Click said:
This is why I can't even with her cosplay £20 food shops - in her mind, £15 is a total bargain for cologne because it's not £110. But it's 75% of her weekly food budget
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But remember she wasn’t allowed nice things THEN when she was doing her £20 shop but she is allowed nice things NOW when she is chatting tit about penhaligons.

ETA has any squiggle mentioned anything that she hasn’t already had/tried/used? I am about to combust here.
 
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Ladderedtights

Ladderedtights

Awww man. One of my thread suggestions was going to be “Old Spice...really old spice.”
Can’t believe she blew up like that on Twitter. So all those squiggles are going to try and find someone to blame for the distress of their leader. Her fans are so freakishly fanatical, it’s quite frightening. Makes you wonder how long it’s going to last...especially as our number grows.

Jack - go play some Scrabble. Go buy some treats for your son and try not to bite into them like a head.
 
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PoorPatrol

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PoorPatrol said:
That bottle of whatever that green tit is, is full, right? So it was £15 but not ages ago, not from a puddle, not from a friend, but recently ordered online by her?? Yet, she’s giving her kid next to nothing to bleeping eat? She’s either completely evil and starving her kid, or completely evil and lying to her followers about the £20 shop. Which is it, Jackie?
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Sorry to be a self-quote-wanker™️ but when you order on their website, as dear heart Jack says she did, postage is bloody £4.95! This is a woman who has given her child nothing but sacred maize snacks for weeks on end!! Argghhh. Oh no, I mean Hhhhnngggggg!

ETA Savers, not sacred!! Although, actual non-rank Maize was sacred to the Aztecs!
 
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ChickenPorridge

ChickenPorridge

Wonder what the rest of her household are doing while she's flapping round the rooms taking pics of her stuff
 
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Toffee finger

Toffee finger

Catching up from previous thread. Can’t stop laughing at her blanking out the address of a local shop when she’s told us everything else about where she lives oh and Louisa publicly POSTED HER ADDRESS ONLINE ffs.

Is she “Being torn apart by a large group of anonymous bullies” or held accountable to all the stupid lies she tells? Here’s a tip Jack, if you didn’t tweet this bollocks we’d have nothing to ‘bully’ you over.
 
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Fitnessqueen

Fitnessqueen

I’m wanting the squiggles to come up with increasingly ridiculous ideas to see at what point she stops replying “same”.
 
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Blurp

Blurp

I really hope that her son's stepmother drops him off a packed lunch at the school every day, full of decent food, crisps and a wee treat from Greggs.
 
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