Jack Monroe #102 Stop getting Bond wrong!

[Fruitjack]

Also one of you recommended a podcast and it has spoilered Drag Race All Stars for me so you fraus are all in my bad books

 

[Sooverthat]

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YES Squiggle!

I couldn't have put it better myself. Aside from the added extra of FUCK OFF JACK.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

'puppybrain'

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Two questions
1. Wtf is a puppy brain? And 2. Why is she channelling Elvis?

 

[Lastoftheflumps]

I honestly would prefer a bowl of spaghetti with Worcestershire sauce or Henderson’s relish if you are vegan which I am than any of the rubbish she punts online.

Those carrot cumin and kidney bean burgers give me the actual boak

Everything she cooks just looks horrid

 

[Fruitjack]

it was all of those things. It did taste better than it looked, especially with a bit of doctoring

Looks a bit lacking in colour and texture. A bit slimy and unappetising. I am certain it is not your cooking skills, you can only work with what you are given.

Right, who is making something next?

 

[Flivver]

I burned my arm on the oven earlier, it is very burney, ouchy and hurty with a big blistery. I am at the hospital tomorrow for a scan, should I nip over to A&E and have the doctor look at it? The answer to that is a definite no.

You need to consult a plastic surgeon at the very least!

Seriously - hope it’s not too ouchy.

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Have we any actual proof yet that Louisa is the Covid Captive?
I'm not getting that vibe.
But then again I don't read people or situations very well.

 

[kachoochoo]

either it didn't happen and she's desperate for some positive engagement again or the simple (owner of Wright's) pr people were really on the ball and have rapidly sent some gifted

I know what my money's on

 

[Smeghead]

What’s going on on Twitter now? Is this let’s see how many squiggles can put their cats on their heads and pretend they walked up and did it themselves?

 

[Candytuft]

Everything we're pulling her up on she's changing.
As proof of our 'bullying' no doubt.
I wouldn't be surprised if whoever has some sort of legal training in her world has given her a couple of verses of "Con Artist" to the tune of Con te Partiro.

Well, that’s good. People should get what they pay for, even if it’s shite.

 

[lilamay]

Catching up but why bother deleting her history when Google sell her data as do Samsung? She likely has Siri enabled & has smart home devices... She is the most boomer 30 something going.

She has a Sentient Mirror FGS - there's no hiding!

 

[Flumps]

Giddy again now. Those sweet, sweet hits. View attachment 306017View attachment 306018

That second tweet - such a relatable tale, innit.

 

[Walkdengirl]

Spoiler: ED

Ok, so I am fuming about this. How on earth can this serve 4?

I use my fitness pal and have put the ingredients into the app. I have been generous and given her the benefit of the doubt and said each person gets 100g of beans, when actually the net weight once the water has gone is nearer 250g .
It comes to about 140 calories (including the spices) and I cannot see how that will be enough to feed a family unless you cost in rice/naan etc. The alarm bells started ringing with 100g of spinach.

If she carries on posting triggering pictures and writing recipes that clearly do not contain enough calories to feed a family without the addition of extra, uncosted ingredients then I may have to get my #buddle to delete my twitter to prevent me from spouting off.

No wonder she's into slimming world recipes

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

#PrayForFruitjack
Imagine that trending on Twitter!

 

[emmer_moans]

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That looks absolutely vile, honestly.

Bring back the spirulina smoothie bowls, which though they are very annoying, are much more appetising than this.

 

[Stickybeaker33]

I wonder why she took sober out of her bio. Is she drinking again or now thinks that she doesn’t have a drinking problem? That does look like a bottle of wine in one of the photos.

 

[Flumps]

I honestly would prefer a bowl of spaghetti with Worcestershire sauce or Henderson’s relish if you are vegan which I am than any of the rubbish she punts online.

Those carrot cumin and kidney bean burgers give me the actual boak

Everything she cooks just looks horrid

Please. It's Marmite spaghetti for the win, as any cool kid knows.

Also, (Farnsworth voice) GOOD NEWS, you are no longer the last of your kind.

 

[Oofadoofa]

No one gives a flying fuck. Just stop the damaging cos play

...and allow genuine talent the tv and print opportunities otherwise afforded to the deceptive persona you are cosplaying.

 

[ReginaPhalangee]

GAH! CURSED!

 

[Thank(space)you]

Take her as she is! Unfiltered, puppyish honest or naively enthusiastic! Or leave her be!

Sorry if it's already been said but thread title suggestion for Jack monroe #103?