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Minky McMoneypenny

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All the tweets about potentially dangerous kitchen set-up, bits sticking out of the table extenders; where is her duty of care as an employer? In fact, whoever she's doing the 'gig' for will have likely asked for a risk assessment to be conducted as part of the contract paperwork.
 
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ScamSandwich

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Yeah, I didn't realise it was a double fridge either. Fucking hell!

PS what about the environmental impact of all her stuff? It's been noted here before that she uses non-recyclable jiffy bags. If the beige recipe cards existed, they'd be needless crap. She hoardes a huge amount of junk, too, which is all unnecessary.
Just looking at MY fridge...I inherited it from the previous tenant (I RENT) when I moved in 15 years ago. Even the lovely and compassionate Frauen would have a laugh looking at it, I would , too.

Also, those aluminium containers she uses !!
 
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Into_the_tunnel

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Forget the overly expensive Pears soap Jack and get yourself a nail brush, you sket 🤢
OT I love coal tar soap. It reminds me of my dad.

In fact, I bet she has a load of Molton brown soap in posho dispensers in her bathroom just for looks.

BTW this white chocolate spaghetti monstrousness better come soon, this thread is 🤗.
 
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TurnedUpInTipp

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I refuse to believe the lobster story. There is no way she could cook one lobster, let alone two without them clamping themselves to her unruly labia or some such nonsense. Unless and until the recipe for Valentines Ouchy Fanny Lobster is published I call bullshit.
With the lobsters, all I can think about is 'Derek and Clive' (Peter Cook and Dudley Moore) doing a sketch on the worst job they ever had was picking the Lobsters from Jayne Mansfield's arsehole.
 
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Walkdengirl

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Honestly, this is the best option and foodbanks really appreciate it. Getting chocolate is great and people love it but last Christmas we were bundling clients out of the door with like three selection boxes each plus all of their food. Getting money donations allows them to buy crates of stuff which people don’t generally think to give - pet food, UHT milk, nappies, etc etc.

I’m currently working with a charity who, outside of their usual remit, are distributing food parcels at the mo and some of the stuff they have donated is wild: whole wheels of cheese, literal buckets of mozzarella, kombucha, McDonalds sauces, mad seafood, veg like celeriac which a lot of people simply don’t know what to do with. It makes for some super fancy (and also oddly matched) boxes, but honestly people just want simple, filling food and it’s important it can be heated in a microwave IMO as so many people struggle with keeping their meter topped up.

Pissing myself at the commenters to Jack berating her for using toiletries with palm oil: this is the problem that she’s created for herself - she’s spent so long pandering to the middle class Guardianista brigade who can afford to be conscientious in their purchasing habits and worked so hard (for once!) to position herself as one of them that she’s simultaneously expected to Feed The Poors (Let Them Know It’s Christmas Time) and be an ethical buyer. In reality she’s doing neither and I’m enjoying seeing her between a rock and a hard place.
We have a charity called kitchen for all where I live, they batch cook and distribute meals to all sorts of people 'and their stuff looks so amazing, (I felt like messaging them saying If I pay can I have some please?), they've had stuff like that donated but for them it's been great (lots of restaurants etc where I live).

Our little local one run by a lady sometimes gets inundated with so much stuff they can't use and she puts a post on saying please come and help yourself and leave a cash donation.
 
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kachoochoo

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I was really looking forward to reading this blog post that she was 'so so excited' to be writing over the weekend, but I guess the badly infected splinter, the Guardian work, the talking head requests and all the tv cooking means that's going to go on the list underneath the pudding secret ingredient :(

the list is alphabetical, so blog post is approximately 33 items above Secret Ingredient 🤓
 
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Minky McMoneypenny

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What always baffles me is why the fook can't she get the three trains of whatever it is to the drs and get sorted rather than moan to twitter. I mean what else has she got to do. She could tweet from the train. Look a sheep?! Look another sheep?! Look a man on the train who looks like an asshole. It could be alittle adventure.
Or she could ask her dad/brother/friends/buddle for a lift?
 
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xoxo

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She hasn't done a Twitter flounce for a while, reckon we're due one? I swear there was a couple of flounces a week at one point!
 
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TurnedUpInTipp

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I see she's removed "anti poverty" from her profile.

What exactly does she think she campaigns on?

I know it's bullshit, I just need to know what sense this apparently makes in Jackland!
Everything we're pulling her up on she's changing.
As proof of our 'bullying' no doubt.
I wouldn't be surprised if whoever has some sort of legal training in her world has given her a couple of verses of "Con Artist" to the tune of Con te Partiro.
 
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RosieRoo

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I may be remembering this incorrectly but I think Pears were very late in stopping animal testing testing compared to others. I know there was a reason my mum stopped buying it and I think it was that.
 
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Sooverthat

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1. I feel like You Tube is stalking me as all my recommendations are now for Jack Monroe.

2. Look another job/talent/joke to add to THE LIST

3. How is the FINGER?
 
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I buy shampoo bars and conditioner roundels from a UK company. Palm oil free. Small business. I’ve also bought products in the past that support the orangutan foundation

She’s full of nonsense really. Pretends to be ethical when she’s nothing of the sort.
I read your post quickly and thought you were buying something which contained ouranagutan😱
 
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