Jack Monroe #102 Stop getting Bond wrong!

[Silver Linings]

 

[MarthaFarkus]

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Forget the overly expensive Pears soap Jack and get yourself a nail brush, you sket

 

[Captainmouse]

What a ride!! Not sure whether to laugh or cringe at her constant use of 'Showbiz parlance' Gig - Shoot - It's a wrap ... she's so desperate for the limelight.




Plus, the image below is causing me some serious aesthetic disorder symptoms. The ill-matched mix of kitchen cabinet knobs in such close proximity, the nonsensical use of the table extensions that she plans to prepare food upon, the humming array of dirty cloths and utensil hanging above the preparation area, the hanger that leaves the door permanently ajar, the pointless socket placement, the random paraphernalia on the shelves above ..... breathe .....


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So if she is going to be tackling beetroot, why not cover said bandage! Or wear a glove? Ninny

 

[Pixie06]

Ok, my maverick brain has come up with a few new theories. I think BB may actually be trying to help her get better in front of the camera. Jack ‘teaching’ her to cook is just a way for her to practice talking and cooking at the same time with less chaos. Maybe even prep for today. Well done Jack if it is, practice makes perfect!! I think today’s Guardian thing could be a trial to see if they take her on for regular cooking video content (maybe with a Lockdown Larder theme) or maybe even for the Masterclasses they run.

Masterclass. LOL.

 

[Lemonsweets91]

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that is not a weekly shop. it's just not. no one's weekly shop looks like that

So much meat as well!

 

[Themaninblack]

This is what I do to critics trolls!!

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Sorry if I am late to the party but Wtaf is her latest story on Instagram about?

It mentions eggs, noodles and and some guy in front of a supermarket I think I recognise but I am not sure

I may have just entered the twilight zone.

 

[Veronicaaa]

TBF, her earrings always look like they're not actually in her ears. I notice every time and then can't summon the energy to figure out why.

Her earlobes are near nonexistent is why, I think.

She's been twitter silent for an almost unprecedented amount of time (save for when she's not done a deliberate flounce). I like it but it's also a bit .... eerie. #silencio

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[HotesTilaire]

Or- conspiracy theory- she was really born in 1978, it wasn’t a companies house mistakeandis ten years older than she should be??????

 

[Blurp]

I made Mac and cheese tonight. No jack recipe required.

I'm going for a crispy-salt-skinned baked potato with beans - something SB and BB must be gagging for after eating her cooking.

 

[Silver Linings]

Saving her latest tweet for a new thread.......

 

[Lanie]

So now she's withering in about soap. Her conversations are full of intellectual whit and fact. NOT. Why does anyone care what soap a person's grandparents used generally they used the same sort of stuff carbolic and or imperial leather etc. Soap is soap. It doesn't need an essay writing about it.

Just get a job please and bore your colleagues with this innate rubbish. For someone who lives alone and has finally got someone to talk to, she spends an awful lot of time ignoring them.

 

[Walkdengirl]

BUT SHE'S 90% VEGAN YOU SQUIGGLE what would she do with free eggs and butter?

Shove them in her greedy goblin mouth and eat with moany groany sighs of joy as they all slip down her throat

 

[Hollaaa]

Lurpak has entered the chat.

 

[BashmentLady]

Swings & roundabouts then..

Chippy teas, lovely sausage rolls & sticky doughnuts at Dads or bowls of cold slop, eyelid/arsehole bangers & rancid cooking bacon at Mamas.

I would do anything for a yumyum - but I won't eat slop

 

[Walkdengirl]

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I still think it weird that she named a dish for Allegra, Come to Bed Carbonara and for Louisa, Come To Bed Parmigiana you’d think Jack with her mAvErIcK brain would be a little more imaginative

If id eaten all those carbs I would want to go to bed, to sleep it off! Not for any sexual purposes

 

[NP]

Sorry Jack, someone beat you to a vegan Klingon Gagh 12 years ago.

Vegan Klingon Gagh

The beet is the melancholy vegetable, the one most willing to suffer. You can’t squeeze blood out of a turnip . .. Tom Robbins Jitterbug Perfume Does that mean that Beets are inherently Kling…

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[TurnedUpInTipp]

Can’t wait to see what abomination the mussels end up being turned into. Mussel lasagna?

Mussel Popcorn

 

[MaggyMay]

It was cheese, dipped into marmite and butter. She was laying naked on her sofa at the time I believe
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That tweet!!!