If I pull a muscle laughing too hard at one of these one day God help me I will triangulate and sue you a la Monroe
If I pull a muscle laughing too hard at one of these one day God help me I will triangulate and sue you a la Monroe
Jack you’ve already done ‘treading on broken glass’ in the last few months, try again mate!
We should probably come up with some new injuries for her to fake, keep things exciting. I'm going for the following:Jack you’ve already done ‘treading on broken glass’ in the last few months, try again mate!
Trapped under dead cow thrown off a bridge by angry farmers.We should probably come up with some new injuries for her to fake, keep things exciting. I'm going for the following:
Honestly, her twitter feed is like a live action Alan Partridge.Trapped under dead cow thrown off a bridge by angry farmers.
Piercing her foot on a spiiiiiike.
Unspecified damage inflicted by a cup o beans.
Pissing myself at "Do you drive, Amanda?"
Is the fact she doesn't drive her get out of jail free card that means she is untouchable in her environmental credentials?
Fuckkkkkkkkk Offfffffffffffffffffffff you haughty bitch, it's none of your fucking business how Amanda gets around! Respond to her point, or just ignore it! Stop attempting to personalise it and start a pile on.
Love that no-one has leapt to her defence, usually there's a least a few JM cultists to hand.
Also, when she says that Mickey Bubbles has seen the tweet about the asparagus food miles, I sooooo wish squiggle had replied with AlanPartridgeShrugging.gif
Honestly, her twitter feed is like a live action Alan Partridge.
Punched by Judith Chalmers! Superb! HAHAHA!We should probably come up with some new injuries for her to fake, keep things exciting. I'm going for the following:
1. Hit by a stray tennis ball.
2. Bitten by a mad horse.
3. Trips and lands headfirst in a skip.
4. Unspecified boating incident
5. Steps on a mousetrap.
6. Flattened by a runaway trampoline.
7. Slips on a giant grape.
8. Is accidentally catapulted from a see saw
9. Punched by Judith Chalmers
10. Stubs toe on a hibernating tortoise.
Given all the drama over her ouchy finger - mixing, kneading and rolling a pizza base? As likely as Jack being named the new 007... (plus, she now has a free photographer in the form of Buddle (Sorry to go back to earlier today, but isn’t this carefully worded in a way that suggests that she made the pizza base? Cos I have a feeling it was purchased...
My sincere hope is that Eco-Squiggle is a Greta Thunberg alt!She really needs to learn to deal with her emotions. Her reactions are completely knee-jerk and melodramatic, and have the opposite effect of what she’s hoping for (confusion, indignation and amusement rather than pity). It’s not working, and it’ll only become more ineffectual as time goes on and squiggles grow wise(r) to it
The glass chaos is just pathetic. Eco-warrior squiggle (hopefully) doesn’t give a toss, and won’t see a connection with the criticism because there isn’t one (except in Jack’s maverick brain). She reminds me so much of a narcissist I know, faking medical stuff all the time. For people who consider themselves so special, they are all the bloody same
She could totally pull off that ‘do.
Oh fate gods if you’re listening please let her get twatted by Judith ChalmersWe should probably come up with some new injuries for her to fake, keep things exciting. I'm going for the following:
1. Hit by a stray tennis ball.
2. Bitten by a mad horse.
3. Trips and lands headfirst in a skip.
4. Unspecified boating incident
5. Steps on a mousetrap.
6. Flattened by a runaway trampoline.
7. Slips on a giant grape.
8. Is accidentally catapulted from a see saw
9. Punched by Judith Chalmers
10. Stubs toe on a hibernating tortoise.
And she “swept and mopped thoroughly last night” and still a mysterious rough piece of broken glass materialised from nowhere? Chinny reckon.Jack you’ve already done ‘treading on broken glass’ in the last few months, try again mate!
Thunderberg v Thundercunt would be amazing. 2020 has been a shite year in many ways but if it ends with Greta staging a rooftop protest at the Shitty Bungalow it would more than take the sting out of it.My sincere hope is that Eco-Squiggle is a Greta Thunberg alt!
Lordy, coven keeping me up again with all that laughter...You know who else has a lower carbon footprint? Vegans lol
What time is this Guardian thing being cancelled for tomorrow
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