Well, 'Brenda's Bangers' is a risky google..
Well, 'Brenda's Bangers' is a risky google..Do brenda’s bangers
hahaha, just imagining the 3 paragraph recipe intro her splinter will inspire!I might go next. I have a copy of TCC and have made one recipe that was completely sub-par in all honesty. I'm not a great cook except for a few well practiced favourites like chilli or a spag bol but I am interested and I try. Looking through the book to see what I could attempt. This is the one I made before, note the fecking tale of woe. She's like the black & white 'before' part of a JML ad. View attachment 305022
Amazing! I am starting to become obsessed with all these Jaccidents. She can't go ten minutes without falling over.I might go next. I have a copy of TCC and have made one recipe that was completely sub-par in all honesty. I'm not a great cook except for a few well practiced favourites like chilli or a spag bol but I am interested and I try. Looking through the book to see what I could attempt. This is the one I made before, note the fecking tale of woe. She's like the black & white 'before' part of a JML ad. View attachment 305022
Do any other Fraus watch Strictly? Just doing a grunka from the weekend and I don’t know if it’s too much @Alansbigplate but I’ve just done a double take as I thought Nicola was dancing with Jack in the Grease dance.
It's the way she immortalises each and every minor slapstick accident in the pages of her actual BOOKS! As if ANYONE CARES!Amazing! I am starting to become obsessed with all these Jaccidents. She can't go ten minutes without falling over.
https://tasty.co/recipe/slow-cooker-chicken-fajitas I use ordinary tinned tomatoes and a few of those preserved chillis you get in jars, and fajita seasoning. I also made it with chicken thighs yesterday. They're not quite as nice as making them in the frying pan, but we were going out and I wanted something ready for when we got back.This is probably a stupid question as there’s a massive clue in the name how do you make slow cooker fajitas?
Amazing! I am starting to become obsessed with all these Jaccidents. She can't go ten minutes without falling over.
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She's slimmed down her neck and chinZoom in and you'll see where she accidentally loses some colour in her shirt collar. This makes me so mad, she is ED-fishing shamelessly.
I may seem heartless, but I don’t care if she is eating enough or not. I do care about her lying again
She has also flattened her eye(?), so well done Jack.
ETA: something weird going on with the hair on the back of her neck too, to the point that her earring is distorted. She is so bad at this! (and everything else)
Can we have a Jaccident list? Separate to the list of (severe) medical conditionsAmazing! I am starting to become obsessed with all these Jaccidents. She can't go ten minutes without falling over.
There's lots of talk about her 'sex work' on here if you do a searchNo idea but remember sex work covers a lot of jobs and there are as many kinks as there are people, maybe all that greedy goblin facehole chat is really doing it for some 'specialist' niche interest group.
Mine too. It genuinely makes me want to die.Sausagne is my absolute food HELL. It’s hella my food hell AF, as they say in Jack parlance. Throwing tins of tomatoes and raw sausages together with dry pasta is her worst food crime to date. I genuinely think it eclipses even the peach and chickpea curry.
Nooooo! Don’t ruin Bob for me. That’s my go to happy place, where you can block out the horrors of the world and watch as he makes stuff appear just using coloured gunk.
Maybe some people get turned by boring, monotone recitals of every vapid thought that crosses an empty mind.No idea but remember sex work covers a lot of jobs and there are as many kinks as there are people, maybe all that greedy goblin facehole chat is really doing it for some 'specialist' niche interest group.
We just caught the end of that and Mrs B looked at it disgusted and said “See, this is everything that’s wrong with the world”.Oh no Moms now cooking with banana skins and FAT cloves of garlic ...wtf!
Normal cookbooks will have something nice connected to a recipe "...this is something my mum used to cook for us", "this is my version of a dish we had on holiday in Tuscany a few years ago". Whereas Jack is all "this reminds me of the time I tripped over a dead dog and fell headfirst into a sharps bin before climbing out and rolling under a train. I died three times and when I came round could only greedily neck liquidised beans over a hot stove. Which blew up".It's the way she immortalises each and every minor slapstick accident in the pages of her actual BOOKS! As if ANYONE CARES!
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Or more dangerously, in the slop! Mind you they would at least add textureEvery time I see a pair of those nana earrings hanging on for dear life I think this, she needs proper backs on them else they'll be looted by the Disney mice or end up embedded in a limb (call the plastic surgeon !)
Do any other Fraus watch Strictly? Just doing a grunka from the weekend and I don’t know if it’s too much @Alansbigplate but I’ve just done a double take as I thought Nicola was dancing with Jack in the Grease dance.
It’s all very Jameela JackilNormal cookbooks will have something nice connected to a recipe "...this is something my mum used to cook for us", "this is my version of a dish we had on holiday in Tuscany a few years ago". Whereas Jack is all "this reminds me of the time I tripped over a dead dog and fell headfirst into a sharps bin before climbing out and rolling under a train. I died three times and when I came round could only greedily neck liquidised beans over a hot stove. Which blew up".
Can you imagine...”Oh well, if the splinter is as big as you’re making out, I’ll give the hand relief a miss tonight. What? Oh, well thank you but it’s the snarly teeth, you see. I’m not sure I’d feel comfortable putting it in there. What about....huh?....what the?....unruly la....oh Christ, look here’s some cash but I’m off. Sorry.”Then/now, truth/lies, who can say?
If the definition of work includes live tweeting the progress of a splinter in your finger, maybe a great shag is sex work?
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