No wonder she's into slimming world recipes
No wonder she's into slimming world recipesOk, so I am fuming about this. How on earth can this serve 4?
I use my fitness pal and have put the ingredients into the app. I have been generous and given her the benefit of the doubt and said each person gets 100g of beans, when actually the net weight once the water has gone is nearer 250g .
It comes to about 140 calories (including the spices) and I cannot see how that will be enough to feed a family unless you cost in rice/naan etc. The alarm bells started ringing with 100g of spinach.
If she carries on posting triggering pictures and writing recipes that clearly do not contain enough calories to feed a family without the addition of extra, uncosted ingredients then I may have to get my #buddle to delete my twitter to prevent me from spouting off.
Are you sure, really sure? I hope you have an alternative lined up for your evening meal.I am making the cannelini buerre blanc and it’s all your fault.
You've all made me laugh so much this evening reading end of 101/start of 102.We should probably come up with some new injuries for her to fake, keep things exciting. I'm going for the following:
1. Hit by a stray tennis ball.
2. Bitten by a mad horse.
3. Trips and lands headfirst in a skip.
4. Unspecified boating incident
5. Steps on a mousetrap.
6. Flattened by a runaway trampoline.
7. Slips on a giant grape.
8. Is accidentally catapulted from a see saw
9. Punched by Judith Chalmers
10. Stubs toe on a hibernating tortoise.
I honestly can't wait till you all get your MBEs for services to comedyI am a soldier but I am not the flatpack tank I long to be
Outshone Matt..... literallyI'm staying away from here for the time being as she is making my shit itch. Just been on twitter and she's all up in my feed about making a white sauce for a bread and butter puddingwhat the absolute fuck? Please can someone stop her? Meant to share this the other day too and forgot. Will be back soon when I can face catching up on last few threads View attachment 304823
It could be...or maybe she realised it was a bit wanky to have that in your bio AND make your own Kambucha. And pick and choose which parts of the programme and steps to implement. And not make much in the way of an attempt to help fellow alcoholics.I wonder why she took sober out of her bio. Is she drinking again or now thinks that she doesn’t have a drinking problem? That does look like a bottle of wine in one of the photos.
If it wouldn’t be SEVERELY ~frowned upon~ he’d be in for the shin kicking of his life!View attachment 304883could he literally get any more into her niche
Good work! It looks....beigeA bit quicker than the US elections, the results are in.
I used a vegan chicken style stock and vegan spread, as specified. I followed everything exactly to the timings. She includes salt in the costings but never adds it and it shows. It is neither unctuous nor subtly powerful and it most certainly does not provide a provocative shroud for pasta. It most definitely would not sit on a hifalutin restaurant menu. (Even as a very long term vegan Frau I have eaten at a few of these but rest assured I do not have a house full of carefully collected
ethnic nicnacs).
What it actually was, once salt and a sprinkle of nutritional yeast was added, and served with some wilted greens with a bit of chilli flakes, was a pleasantly moreish dish of comfort food. If the description had been ‘I make this when I want to curl up under a blanket and eat something I don’t want to chew and is a nice carby comforting hit’ then I probably would have given her the benefit of the doubt. I’d still prefer a bowl of pasta and beans with olive oil, garlic, loads of salt and chilli flakes which is quicker, uses less fuel to cook and is equally comforting and similar in cost, but it’s not her worst. Her sludgy pic looks better than mine, sorry for the lack of filthy hands.
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Outshone Matt? I suppose it depends what the criteria were - amusement value? Cringe factor?Outshone Matt..... literally
GET
TO
FUCK
Idk if its the same few squiggles but it really looks like the tide is genuinely turning on twitter. Glad people are finally wising up to her! unless......it's david walliams' sock accounts
Oh, dear heart! That’s looks like a bowl of witchetty grubs from an I’m a Celeb challengeA bit quicker than the US elections, the results are in.
I used a vegan chicken style stock and vegan spread, as specified. I followed everything exactly to the timings. She includes salt in the costings but never adds it and it shows. It is neither unctuous nor subtly powerful and it most certainly does not provide a provocative shroud for pasta. It most definitely would not sit on a hifalutin restaurant menu. (Even as a very long term vegan Frau I have eaten at a few of these but rest assured I do not have a house full of carefully collected
ethnic nicnacs).
What it actually was, once salt and a sprinkle of nutritional yeast was added, and served with some wilted greens with a bit of chilli flakes, was a pleasantly moreish dish of comfort food. If the description had been ‘I make this when I want to curl up under a blanket and eat something I don’t want to chew and is a nice carby comforting hit’ then I probably would have given her the benefit of the doubt. I’d still prefer a bowl of pasta and beans with olive oil, garlic, loads of salt and chilli flakes which is quicker, uses less fuel to cook and is equally comforting and similar in cost, but it’s not her worst. Her sludgy pic looks better than mine, sorry for the lack of filthy hands.
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Yes, there was also Rachel Khoo's My Little Paris Kitchen. Tiny kitchen. Amazing food.It's so pathetic. She has a fully functional, large kitchen. Food vloggers around the world manage to put excellent content out there with much less. One of my favourites, sweet potato soul) used to shoot videos in her shoe box sized NYC apartment. Not a camping cooker in sight.
Yes and I seem to recall she was always pottering about with no shoes on, so her kitchen floor wasn’t akin to a glass recycling plant either.Yes, there was also Rachel Khoo's My Little Paris Kitchen. Tiny kitchen. Amazing food.
Were they watching in Braille?Outshone Matt..... literally
GET
TO
FUCK
Too right. And also the only thing she’s mindful off is her tip jar, her Patreons and getting her mug on the telly.The only thing she is mindful off is how many more sideboards is too many
* Her answer ":none"
That looks absolutely vile, honestly.
Looks lacking in colour and texture. A bit slimy and unappetising. I am certain it is not your cooking skills, you can only work with what you are given.A bit quicker than the US elections, the results are in.
I used a vegan chicken style stock and vegan spread, as specified. I followed everything exactly to the timings. She includes salt in the costings but never adds it and it shows. It is neither unctuous nor subtly powerful and it most certainly does not provide a provocative shroud for pasta. It most definitely would not sit on a hifalutin restaurant menu. (Even as a very long term vegan Frau I have eaten at a few of these but rest assured I do not have a house full of carefully collected
ethnic nicnacs).
What it actually was, once salt and a sprinkle of nutritional yeast was added, and served with some wilted greens with a bit of chilli flakes, was a pleasantly moreish dish of comfort food. If the description had been ‘I make this when I want to curl up under a blanket and eat something I don’t want to chew and is a nice carby comforting hit’ then I probably would have given her the benefit of the doubt. I’d still prefer a bowl of pasta and beans with olive oil, garlic, loads of salt and chilli flakes which is quicker, uses less fuel to cook and is equally comforting and similar in cost, but it’s not her worst. Her sludgy pic looks better than mine, sorry for the lack of filthy hands.
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Right, who is making something next?Looks a bit lacking in colour and texture. A bit slimy and unappetising. I am certain it is not your cooking skills, you can only work with what you are given.
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