Jack Monroe #102 Stop getting Bond wrong!

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PoorPatrol

Blurp said:
I remember wondering whether she would electrocute herself live on air. Wonder what Fireman Dad had to say about the snakes' wedding of cables and sockets? To say nothing of the trip hazard.
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Snakes wedding?! what an image!
 
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MooBelle

Evening Cabal.
It is now October 18th and she's been to bloody Asda again....
A couple of points...
Why? Just fucking why?
She's doing it for no reason and lying as well. WHY?!!! She isn't including toiletries/cleaning products/pet food/bog roll. So she's NOT spending £20.
She admits she get milk delivered. This also not in th 20 quid. Also, if it's 'milk and more' delivering it you can get loads more than milk delivered. They also pay less to the farmers than the supermarkets do.
She claims she's making 42 meals out if it all. She isn't, the boy is with his father for quite a lot of the time (i still maintain he is the resident parent) so she doesn't have to provide meals for him all week.
Oh and, as always, WHY IS SHE SO INSUFFERABLY RUDE?!!!!

Back in my Grunka time machine...
 
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Fruitjack

Also one of you recommended a podcast and it has spoilered Drag Race All Stars for me so you fraus are all in my bad books
 
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TurnedUpInTipp

Absolutely no photoshopping available for those gargantuan Adenoids though.
They must be roughly the size of the knackers on a teenaged chimp.
If she insists on cooking on TV can she do it the same way Tony Hart did his art, silently?
I swear to god I thought that fucker was a deaf-mute for years.
The shock when I heard him speak is still a vivid memory.
 
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Alansbigplate

LennyBriscoe said:
I spent a disproportionate amount of time on my lunch break trying to figure out if the original Greta one was Jack
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I don’t believe this, but for the purposes of the joke I’ll say ‘no that was another spoiled little rich girl having a tantrum’
 
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Into_the_tunnel

Ok, so I am fuming about this. How on earth can this serve 4?

I use my fitness pal and have put the ingredients into the app. I have been generous and given her the benefit of the doubt and said each person gets 100g of beans, when actually the net weight once the water has gone is nearer 250g .
It comes to about 140 calories (including the spices) and I cannot see how that will be enough to feed a family unless you cost in rice/naan etc. The alarm bells started ringing with 100g of spinach.

If she carries on posting triggering pictures and writing recipes that clearly do not contain enough calories to feed a family without the addition of extra, uncosted ingredients then I may have to get my #buddle to delete my twitter to prevent me from spouting off.
 
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Oofadoofa

She is the exact opposite of all four of those traits.
 
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MancBee

Fixed that for you. No need for the rest of it.
 
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FrumpyCat

It can't just be me who wastes their own time calculating the calories in Jack' s ' serves 4' recipes just to prove to myself they don't,?
 
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