So now we have smelly wee to add to the eggy farts. House of dreams that is I tell you.
Jack Monroe #101 The bubble bursts
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Quoting you solely to repeat that sentiment. Please, please.
Nominating for the next 99 thread titles.
Bad finger and Thundercunt have ended me 
Here’s the cabal’s joint James Bond movie list:
Characters:
Jack Monroe as James Bond (and/or 007)
Q played by L (only for the initials. Should probably be the computer fixer)
Blofeld played by THAT MAN
Miss Moneypenny played by Carole
Jaws played by the Tall Man or David Walliams
M played by Nigella
Gadgets include shopping trolley with oil that squirts out to stop villains following
cat No More (she left)
Patreons are Forever
BadFinger
On her Marcus Rashford’s Secret Service
Never Say ANCHOÏADE Again
(Full)Moonraker
Lie Another Day
Live and Let Lie
PurpleEye
Russia with Love
The crappy Bungalow is Not Enough
the Living Porchlights
Licence to Kill (by food)
Dr Dr (Hon) No.
No time to lie.
The Living Gaslights
Casserole Royale
Paetron of Solace
Moolahraker
To Hurl is not Enough
(Lady) Dr No
Licence to Shill
You Only Liver Twice
(Victorian) Spectre
Thundercunt
Never say (chicken) liver again
The frau who loved me
Characters:
Jack Monroe as James Bond (and/or 007)
Q played by L (only for the initials. Should probably be the computer fixer)
Blofeld played by THAT MAN
Miss Moneypenny played by Carole
Jaws played by the Tall Man or David Walliams
M played by Nigella
Gadgets include shopping trolley with oil that squirts out to stop villains following
cat No More (she left)
Patreons are Forever
BadFinger
On her Marcus Rashford’s Secret Service
Never Say ANCHOÏADE Again
(Full)Moonraker
Lie Another Day
Live and Let Lie
PurpleEye
Russia with Love
The crappy Bungalow is Not Enough
the Living Porchlights
Licence to Kill (by food)
Dr Dr (Hon) No.
No time to lie.
The Living Gaslights
Casserole Royale
Paetron of Solace
Moolahraker
To Hurl is not Enough
(Lady) Dr No
Licence to Shill
You Only Liver Twice
(Victorian) Spectre
Thundercunt
Never say (chicken) liver again
The frau who loved me
Still waiting 101 threads later for this
All the better to play piano with? She thinks plonking one-handed a few times makes her a concert pianist. I bought a ukulele at the beginning of lockdown. Played it for a week before forgetting all about it while it collects dust behind my TV. Can I call myself a uke player? No fraus, I cannot.
It’ll be 3 for much less than £20 considering BB bought that fancy cheese which should definitely be factored in if she’s going to criticise others for not including gas/pans/cutlery into their recipe costings
But she won’t because she’s like a petulant child who changes the rules of the game when they’re losing
Jack Monroe #102 For Tattle's Eyes Only
I just feel the need to post
THIRTY HOUR SILENT LABOUR
THIRTY HOUR SILENT LABOUR
She has, they snuck her their demos in her cereal.
I don't think she has ever been to sw as you have to pay, I think she just rips off the recipes, god she would be unbearable in group.
Who was keeping a tally of the sw recipes she's nicked? How could I forget the sw quiche she made and Claimed as her own, and then proceeded to plead innocence about it
I’m pretty certain that her finger is so swollen from all the digging she is doing at it. It’s like when I would have a tiny little pimple and I would try to make it go away then my skin would go all shiny, red, & swollen. My mum would say “told you not to pick at it” 
and she was always right of course. So many theatrics with this one. It’s mind blowing!
and she was always right of course. So many theatrics with this one. It’s mind blowing!She was going to go to a walk in for a splinter? duck right off and why did the pharmacist need to see a photo? You were there just show her your finger.
With her propensity for being Military Around The Edges and this obviously quite profoundly lifechanging splinter, I expect her to be competing in the next 'Invictus Games'.
I can honestly say I have never sent the pharmacist a photo? Does she send one of her vag when she’s got thrush?
Hi, apologies but I’m grunkering... jack professes to be disabled. I feel like even IF her diagnosis of ADHD, autism etc are true, I personally wouldn’t class her as disabled, is there a scale? Or a blanket - you have autism so that makes you disabled?
That's smaller than the wee skelf I got the other week. Took me a few goes but I got it out using warm water, a clean needle and not a single second of NHS time. Mind you I have to work for a living and cannot rely on an army of gullible paypigs to indulge my pathetic dramas.
Flashlight. Oh yee haw she’s back to being an American.
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