Willing to bet you a lion bar that she's just seen a bond film for the first time this week, and that film was skyfall
Jack Monroe #101 The bubble bursts
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Fraus. Who could have scripted this nonsense? Her finger. The Bond discourse. I feel like i’m on drugs.
LOL behave. I had to scan the pictures to see the bloody issue. What a drama queen 
Never say (chicken) liver again
I knew the photo was coming. She just needed enough comments on here first 
Oh, does she have a splinter? She's barely mentioned it. Maybe if you stopped pointlessly relocating mango wood tables and 93kg sideboards you wouldn't be getting any splinters, you mithering ninny.
I can't believe she's made 'buddle' into a hashtag. I want to jump into a cannon and launch myself directly into the sun.
I can't believe she's made 'buddle' into a hashtag. I want to jump into a cannon and launch myself directly into the sun.
Omg. Imagine even asking the pharmacist about that. I'm embarazzed
Would you look at the state of that severely swollen finger, someone call the mobile amputee cos that b needs to come off yesterday. Gangrene! Gangrene!
Jack you are a silly, silly child.
Jack you are a silly, silly child.
"Atrociously miserable day"
YOU HAD A bleeping SPLINTER. Here's one of my fingers for comparison:
And how tedious is the James Bond rit. What's the betting she never mentions the franchise again after today, like that one day she was being all "YAAAS KWEEN" over Taylor Swift, acting like her biggest fan? Absolutely bonkers.
I've lost it with this gif! Oh god she's so ridiculous
...some kind Squig has offered this helpful nugget.
Plastic surgery team? WTAF?!
I suppose they could take a look at her recent photos & the more pressing issue of wobbly jaw etc, etc.
Indeed a referral to an endocrinologist to assess the whole Benjamin Button thing wouldn't go amiss either.
It’s taken the place of tv for me. Constant nonsense
You can see how easily NHS time gets wasted can't you, reading these idiots' replies to her. They need to stop babying and enabling her FFS. Ugh.
Can we have this as an emoji please. I've been like this all thread long
Surely From Russia With Love doesn’t need altering?
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