Jack Monroe #101 The bubble bursts

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Silver Linings

Silver Linings

I wasn’t going to join in with the James Bond stuff as I don’t really know them but after a look at wiki -

The frau who loved me.

Everybody does it better.
 
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Thank(space)you

Man alive she's a drama queen. I accidentally sliced through a minor artery when I was 17 (🔺️) and I didnt make half as much fuss as she has over a bloody splinter.


Also, I cannot get over the boak that is the phrase
face hole
 
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ChickenPorridge

ChickenPorridge

Oh my god. This is bang your head repeatedly off a table type fuckery. The way the followers encourage her to go to A&E for these minorest of minor injuries. It's quite unbelievable
 
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Themaninblack

Themaninblack

colouredlines said:
Re: cosmetic surgery.

Jack claims that her face shape changing is due to her time on testosterone. She wasn't on it for long (though I can't say how long exactly), and I'm not sure if it would have had much of an effect. More common side effects include baldness, facial hair and acne...not a fuller upper lip.

I would also add to anyone comparing photos: her weight has fluctuated a lot over the years. She lost a lot of weight in 2019 (she claims it was in about two weeks of stress and ouchy mouth this spring. It wasn't). I don't care to speculate why etc, but it's worth noting that her weight loss was before all the drama of 2020, regardless of what she says.
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Fellow Margaret Miles-Bramwell cult member with @ReginaPhalangee, @Walkdengirl, @Minky McMoneypenny (and others). Am I being naïve in putting the 2 of her (apparent) love for SW recipes together with the 2 of her (apparent) dramatic weight loss together and coming up with 4?

Tip of the hat also to the frauen who have directed our attention to the similarities with the abominations on "Slimming Hurled".
 
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Oofadoofa

Oofadoofa

Just caught up on the Bond debate. - well, how interesting. She really is just a simpleton, a complete fool. All so needless, and she can't admit when she contradicts herself even when it's right there in black and white. And to think, she only started that whole thing in an attempt to wind up imagined Bond fans, particularly 'white, male' ones. It was a fabricated drama in which she, somehow, managed to make herself look even more tedious and deranged than normal. And the 'would like to debate further but my finger hurts' excuse was ultimate cringe. It's funny too, how predictable she is with regards injuries before work commitments, we've said it before but not much attempt to soldier on in stoic silence- nope, claim ultimate drama at every opportunity.. She is one sad and desperate character...
 
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Begborrowsteal

Begborrowsteal

Honestly. A badly infected finger? That barely visible thing? THIS is the chaos she has picked?? 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️
 
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BlendedSlop

BlendedSlop

If this is what she's choosing to put online, imagine how much she's whingeing about it in private. I bet Louisa's counting the days until she can discharge her "buddle" (I still feel vaguely sick typing that) duties.
 
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Cuileann

SweetTransvestite said:
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...some kind Squig has offered this helpful nugget.
Plastic surgery team? WTAF?!

I suppose they could take a look at her recent photos & the more pressing issue of wobbly jaw etc, etc.
Indeed a referral to an endocrinologist to assess the whole Benjamin Button thing wouldn't go amiss either.
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Feel like I've been abducted by aliens at this point. What in all of fuckery is going on!?
 
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heretoreaditall2019

heretoreaditall2019

So not content with suggesting you can feed 2 for £20, it's now 3 for £20? She's an actual danger.

They'll be having a lovely winter sunshine walk down to Asda to pick up one bag worth of wilted gear, then to Waitrose for the feast, and a cab home...
 
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