Aww the mighty Lion has a thorn in their paw...
‘Sake.
Jack Monroe #101 The bubble bursts
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Aww the mighty Lion has a thorn in their paw...
‘Sake.
Haha, just noticed a squiggle challenged her on her celebration on Kamala Harris, and she of the strongly held defensible opinions replied with
JAMES BONDDDDDDDDD
JAMES BONDDDDDDDDD
I hereby declare that all Sundays now be known as Shitshow Sunday, the day of the week where Jack Monroe climbs down to the bottom of the drama barrel with a scraper in each hand and wails, creating a nice big echo-barrel of chaos for all
She also claims to be poor and she isn't. Her main issue is really the chronic lying.
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I doubt the pharmacist even looked - when I went with the same issue I was just told “magnesium sulfate - that’ll be £3”, no examination necessary because it was only a bleeping splinter
She should go to the hospital presto and do whatever it takes, considering throwing somebody off the ICU bc this is SERIOUS.
The plastic surgery thing is mentioned because I believe plastic surgeons deal with anything below the elbow or possibly the wrist. Every few years I have to have a tumour removed from underneath my fingernail and it is always a plastic surgeon who does it even though all they do is yank off the fingernail and then remove the tiny tumour. A massive overreaction to a splinter though (if indeed she has said splinter).
I have to say cabal I might need to visit my local walk in tomorrow reading some of these replies I think I’ve cracked a rib laughing so hard.
what has the world come to...
aaaaand we're back to Celine Dion. Isn't it mad how Jack's chaoses always come full circle like this.
But isn’t claiming to be disabled worse than claiming to be poor? Is it not a crime?!
Does she watch it? Or not!
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"No, no, no, noooooooo"
Schrödinger's Strictly
Even the finger’s eyes are rolling out of its head
If I'd kept a diary as a child, my entire summers would have been skelf, skelf, skinned knee, skelf, cold, skelf, remained unharmed for three days, bruise, skelf. I'm not saying medical attention is never required but FFS, it's a minor injury.
keeping the tally here
was it like a rip off of crustless quiche? I’ll add it to the listIt’s become quite popular in America apparently I read in Closer magazine about these people who bandage themselves to look like an amputee and Jack dabbles in all things Americana doesn’t she?
Oh, for duck's sake.
Could have sorted that with a bleeping plaster overnight.
I notice there isn't the slightest hint of swelling in any of her knuckles, though. Seems like the severe arthritis has completely gone into remission before it had a chance to do anything permanent.
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