Jack Monroe #101 The bubble bursts

[emmer_moans]

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Lol.

I can't find it...

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Walkdengirl]

Bets on how long it will take Jack to try and insert herself into Marcus Rashford’s efforts YET AGAIN following the Government’s U-turn on school meals?
Speaking of which, I wonder what has become of the TOP SECRET WORK she claimed to be doing with him?

So top secret he doesn't know about it!

 

[Begborrowsteal]

Its sinister and typical narc & gaslighting behaviour, but bleeping hell. A splinter. How pathetic. Son is at his Dads house, 'friend' is away working and this sad sap cant hack having no attention so does a chaos.

 

[Flash123]

I’m nearly 50. Channel 3 is a familiar term if I really think about it and I’d have said ITV under pressure in a quiz show, but it’s not a term I’ve ever heard used regularly

I think it is from her NI background as we would have referred to channels 1-4 growing up in my house

 

[Eurgh]

Do all of her alts refer to that blue tick? So lame.

 

[Captainmouse]

Another free tip (as she seems to be taking our advice then going and bad mouthing us on Twitter? Cheeky minx) shoot ur vids in landscape hun the YouTube viewer is landscape isn’t it, as is your TV or monitor, your phone automatically pivots to landscape on full screen YT/video viewing. Fitting portrait into a landscape placeholder makes you look like a polly pocket at the end of a loo roll tube.

#thread title right there

 

[ScamSandwich]

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Also not exactly how BB wanted to spend her/its Sunday. Or maybe BB had gone to work hence JMs need for dramarama.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

I can't find it...

Babe, same.

ETA. I got burned last time though so I am not going to try too hard .

 

[Formal Chicken]

Eases the stress of driving my train with this new level of heightened risk of large bottomed Mediterranean types wedging themselves to my train.

Hilarious! I can only hope this was taught whilst you were going through training!

 

[Montrachet]

I can't find it...

 

[LavaFlake]

I think the account has been deleted but they did reply to these two tweets which both seem quite on brand.

 

[emmer_moans]

If Jack didn't refer to being a blue ticker going rogue then she would get away with the anonymity. But no, has to have the ego about being a blue ticker...

 

[Seriliz]

New to this forum so hi! But stumbled across this thread and having a good read through! Used to follow Jack on Twitter but for some reason she blocked me. No idea why!! Ah well never mind.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Agree with this in theory but when looking at old photos, am not knowledgeable enough to identify what type of work it is that has likely been done. Is there any of the cabal who has the knowledge and opportunity to explain?

I have Botox and have had fillers previously. She's definitely had her lips done plus botox at the very minimum - it's honestly really obvious.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

What an absolute shocker that Jack is mates with privately educated, über-centrist, Blue Labour, defector to Lib Dems failure Chuka Umunna. The only politics she’s interested in is the Blairite promotion of a false meritocracy, in which people believe they succeed through sheer talent and hard work without acknowledging the systemic privilege which got them there. Not that Jack is successful, but her ridiculous accounts of working all hours and through the night is a genuine delusion that she deserves her pilfered Patreon income.

It’s looking at photos like these which make the work she has had done so glaringly obvious. I’m not theoretically against people having tit done to their face but for some reason it really irritates me with Jack, perhaps because it just adds to her cute-manic-pixie-shy-autie-too-poor-to-care-about-appearance narrative when actually she’s a vain, egomaniacal demon who spunks her cash on fast fashion (that bleeping Dolly Parton blouse omg) and only looks cute because of filler. Tbh I think she was a bit of a pie face before.

Props for conning people into buying an extra copy of your book for food banks rather than donating them out of pocket so you could get lips, cheekbones and a jawline injected, I suppose, Jack.

I'm sorry but pie face made me Has Jack ever made a pie? Please can one of our photo shop wizards put Jack's face on a pie as an early Christmas gift?

 

[Terrible]

In the few months I’ve been in Tattle, Jack’s had the following ailments (at least):

Hole the size of a 50pin her mouth
Urgent need of dentist
Black eye needing hospital scan
Cut foot on broken glass
Extreme hayfever
Suspected mysteriously disappearing covid
Bad back requiring lifting off floor twice
Exhaustion x 3738
Nervous breakdown x 3 squillion
Ouchy splinter / sausage finger

I’m almost certain there’s been a lot more as well.
People put down animals for less.

 

[instacharlie]

I've looked, but is has there really been no photo of said sausage finger? Or can you not make a finger look like a sausage with a bit of shimmery makeup?
I'll be on the edge of my seat until we know what's happened at the Chemist!

 

[Oofadoofa]

I have Botox and have had fillers previously. She's definitely had her lips done plus botox - it's honestly really obvious.

More recent photos she has a pout and a really sharp and defined jawline that I don’t believe could be achieved solely through weight-loss, as she was never remotely large, or a filter. There’s so much smoke and mirrors in both professional shoots and social media, but even if you go back to like 2018 she’s almost unrecognisable compared to now. Tbf I think they’ve done really good work on the injectables. But that just means it’ll be really expensive work which is yet another reason to be pissed at her taking people’s universal credit for herself

tit. Was imagining that she had had something done but naive enough to be open to the idea that she had maybe lost a bit of weight and had perhaps been a bit creative with the phone filter, it's outrageous that she has seemingly definitely had something done and yet still pleads poverty - she is essentially demanding that her hard-up followers bankroll her cosmetic enhancements. What a fucker.

 

[JoyceDivision]

I'm sorry but pie face made me Has Jack ever made a pie? Please can one of our photo shop wizards put Jack's face on a pie as an early Christmas gift?

Re: pie. Excruciatingly cringe video with Emma Freud. That hair toss and eye roll Jack does about the 22second mark