Jack Monroe #101 The bubble bursts

Scarletfever · Nov 8, 2020

bleeping hell.

The world's on fire. A black woman playing a small role in a James Bond film is in no way shape or form 2020 "turning a corner".

Does she ever do anything that isn't purely performative? Such a shallow person, I almost pity her sharing these clapped opinions as if they actually mean something.

Shesaidwhat? · Nov 8, 2020

Silver Linings said:
This is literally a year old. View attachment 303503 View attachment 303504

Obviously not happy to be corrected then. twit

Satisfying Click · Nov 8, 2020

Lemme guess, following the trip to the pharmacist, they were shocked that Jack hadn't gone straight into intensive care, it was the MOST SEVERE splinter they had ever seen

I'm betting she'll come back with loads of paraphernalia that she doesn't need to garner ~~attention~~ sympathy. Dressings, creams, bandages, painkillers, a neck brace

instacharlie · Nov 8, 2020

Silver Linings said:
This is literally a year old. View attachment 303503 View attachment 303504

She's just so effing rude all the bloody time. Why does she have to get so crappy at every single response??

Hollaaa · Nov 8, 2020

heretoreaditall2019 said:
A light wash denim shirt with puff sleeves and diamanté appliqué quilting is such bad vibes I’d sooner poltergeist Jack living in my walls terrorising my family than have to watch this vid

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I'm a bit behind (I'm BUSY!), but that cursed image and your description is delivering strong haunted Victorian head energy.

Brian Butterfield · Nov 8, 2020

instacharlie said:
She's just so effing rude all the bloody time. Why does she have to get so crappy at every single response??

Because she's a massive twit?

Shesaidwhat? · Nov 8, 2020

What? She was rude to you. These squiggles give me strength

LavaFlake · Nov 8, 2020

Grim. Could these squigs be any more bootlicker-y (Chandler Bing voice). How are they apologising after politely making a valid point which she was then rude in response to.

Eurgh · Nov 8, 2020

Probably about time she mentioned that her brother is mixed-race....

bananasplit88 · Nov 8, 2020

I wouldn't be surprised if her finger is infected. When was the last time she washed those filthy sausages?

MancBee · Nov 8, 2020

Minky McMoneypenny said:
I'm 52, and even in Wales in the 70's it wasn't channel 3, it was HTV.

Edited to wonder why we were HTV in wales and not ITV?

You were Harlech TV (where the studios were) we were Granada (known as Granadaland) there was Thames, Central, Tyne Tees, ATV, and loads more.

Another thing we can thank Maggie for, she franchised all the local stations which were then bought out by ITV. It was the death knell of local TV production and the start of centralisation. Some of the things Maggie did can not be undone and are affecting us to this day.

colouredlines · Nov 8, 2020

Re: cosmetic surgery.

Jack claims that her face shape changing is due to her time on testosterone. She wasn't on it for long (though I can't say how long exactly), and I'm not sure if it would have had much of an effect. More common side effects include baldness, facial hair and acne...not a fuller upper lip.

I would also add to anyone comparing photos: her weight has fluctuated a lot over the years. She lost a lot of weight in 2019 (she claims it was in about two weeks of stress and ouchy mouth this spring. It wasn't). I don't care to speculate why etc, but it's worth noting that her weight loss was before all the drama of 2020, regardless of what she says.

People-huv-tae-know · Nov 8, 2020

Bond producers hire meeee!

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Shesaidwhat? · Nov 8, 2020

People-huv-tae-know said:
Bond producers hire meeee!
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Convenient that when asked about her theory she’s too busy trying to get her finger saved from amputation due to that pesky splinter.

SequinnedElephant · Nov 8, 2020

Satisfying Click said:
Lemme guess, following the trip to the pharmacist, they were shocked that Jack hadn't gone straight into intensive care, it was the MOST SEVERE splinter they had ever seen

I'm betting she'll come back with loads of paraphernalia that she doesn't need to garner ~~attention~~ sympathy. Dressings, creams, bandages, painkillers, a neck brace

SO funny! Hooting over here

colouredlines · Nov 8, 2020

Of course she's a Bond fan, we all know that in Jackland men are strong and brave, and women are pretty and soft and don't wear traaaaazers.

Veronicaaa · Nov 8, 2020

colouredlines said:
Re: cosmetic surgery.

Jack claims that her face shape changing is due to her time on testosterone. She wasn't on it for long (though I can't say how long exactly), and I'm not sure if it would have had much of an effect. More common side effects include baldness, facial hair and acne...not a fuller upper lip.

I would also add to anyone comparing photos: her weight has fluctuated a lot over the years. She lost a lot of weight in 2019 (she claims it was in about two weeks of stress and ouchy mouth this spring. It wasn't). I don't care to speculate why etc, but it's worth noting that her weight loss was before all the drama of 2020, regardless of what she says.

I think she's previously said the weight loss was due to stopping drinking.

Zanzibar · Nov 8, 2020

Her perfect roast potatoes always look a bit pale and soggy to me but I'm not brave enough to tell her so. She could think about re-shooting the pic if they're usually better.

MancBee · Nov 8, 2020

People-huv-tae-know said:
Bond producers hire meeee!
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She writes may be as two words when it's supposed to be one, maybe. Then writes thankyou as one when it should be two, thank you.

Maverick, innit fam?

Tabitha D · Nov 8, 2020

Of course she’s a Bond fan!
Just when you thought she couldn’t be any more Alan Partridge.