The sausages I buy can bend. 
Those Asda Smartprice monstrosities must be worse than I thought!
Those Asda Smartprice monstrosities must be worse than I thought!
Jack Monroe #101 The bubble bursts
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That raw egg and toasted dog curd lookalike is still one of the weirdest dishes she's ever posted. I think it's also the one that most clearly illustrates that she rarely eats what she posts, because surely, surely even she wouldn't eat an entirely raw egg?
If you have a look at basically every photo of Jack she has quite a rounded jawline (example below - using her Wikipedia shot rather than a meaner candid or one from her “alcoholic” phase) and relatively flat cheekbones. As well as rather thin lips.
More recent photos she has a pout and a really sharp and defined jawline that I don’t believe could be achieved solely through weight-loss, as she was never remotely large, or a filter. There’s so much smoke and mirrors in both professional shoots and social media, but even if you go back to like 2018 she’s almost unrecognisable compared to now. Tbf I think they’ve done really good work on the injectables. But that just means it’ll be really expensive work which is yet another reason to be pissed at her taking people’s universal credit for herself
Here’s an example of what jawline filler can achieve:
Like I said, I’m not bothered by people having work done, I’d be well up for Botox on my forehead creases, but like in every other area of her life, Jack lies by omission when she’s told how great and how young she looks, it’s always good lighting and John Lewis curtains and whatnot whereas (IMO, your imaginary honour) it’s from a needle and a blurring tool.
I think you are forgetting she is a pescatarian bodybuilder and I think some bodybuilders do “drink” raw eggs in the morning for the extra protein hit.
I think our correspondent in Southend was perhaps alerted to the timing of her sausage finger splinter tweets. Whoops.
She already knew about it so is standing aside and letting Marcus doing his thing.
I don't think I wanted to know that
Why, though? Does cooking them ruin them somehow? Genuine question as I am no scientist/nutritionist.
Thanks very Marcus muchShe might as well have said “you’re welcome, Marcus”.
I have no idea. I have just seen “bodybuilding” friends do it in the staff room.I don't think I wanted to know that
Why, though? Does cooking them ruin them somehow? Genuine question as I am no scientist/nutritionist.
maybe more knowledgeable frauen und herren could enlighten us....
I think it's about ease of consumption. You can knock back a cup of raw eggsI don't think I wanted to know that
Why, though? Does cooking them ruin them somehow? Genuine question as I am no scientist/nutritionist.
but you might struggle to get through the equivalent number boiled. Same principle as drinking a smoothie vs eating the whole fruit, I guess.Is anyone else dying inside?
Hi everyone. How's the future?
It is now October 12th and Jack is mithering on about how poor she is and that she can't afford a house, again. (In case you weren't aware that she rents...) When i say 'mithering' i mean SCREAMING INTO THE VOID.
Oh, also, she's going on about Patreon paying for Caroline's wages and something about how she's worked for Jack for 21 years.
21 years? Since you were 11 you've had an assistant? Really?
As my late Granny used to say 'she's opening her gob and letting her belly roll'
Anyway, i shall go back to my Grunka. xx
It is now October 12th and Jack is mithering on about how poor she is and that she can't afford a house, again. (In case you weren't aware that she rents...) When i say 'mithering' i mean SCREAMING INTO THE VOID.
Oh, also, she's going on about Patreon paying for Caroline's wages and something about how she's worked for Jack for 21 years.
21 years? Since you were 11 you've had an assistant? Really?
As my late Granny used to say 'she's opening her gob and letting her belly roll'
Anyway, i shall go back to my Grunka. xx
Exactly! There’s no way that egg was sitting in hot stock, and that’s why it looked so disgusting.
Just goes to show how many of Jack’s food photos get photographed and then scraped into the bin.
(But she still can’t afford to buy butter).
I’ve just gone back to that photo with Chuka and you’re right, those lips look much, much thinner (not that there’s anything wrong with thin lips - that’s what Caucasian women are supposed to look like). I guarantee you she was influenced by that awful Mrs Gloss FB group. I had to leave because I couldn’t stand the constant posts from young, attractive women posting selfies and debating whether they need 0.5 or 1ml, feeling ashamed about having “no top lip”.
The splinter Tweet at 11:02, the moment the two minutes silence ended. Not feeling very military around the edges today, Jackie??
FWIW I am not at all military around the edges, and shouted when Tony Blair came out “duck off warmongering bleep” but I always join in and participate on some level for Remembrance Day. It’s not about nations and politics and war, it’s about respecting and remembering the young men who were sent to their deaths. The men, women and children who had their lives turned upside down by the evils of war, are to be respected and thought of. I can’t believe Mx Military/Mx Forensic Political Journo has had nothing to say about anything other than a splinter!! Imagine if Piers Morgan or some other sentient ham/coatrack, tweeted about a splinter on Remembrance Sunday? Jack would send out the Bat signal for a pile on, STAT!
FWIW I am not at all military around the edges, and shouted when Tony Blair came out “duck off warmongering bleep” but I always join in and participate on some level for Remembrance Day. It’s not about nations and politics and war, it’s about respecting and remembering the young men who were sent to their deaths. The men, women and children who had their lives turned upside down by the evils of war, are to be respected and thought of. I can’t believe Mx Military/Mx Forensic Political Journo has had nothing to say about anything other than a splinter!! Imagine if Piers Morgan or some other sentient ham/coatrack, tweeted about a splinter on Remembrance Sunday? Jack would send out the Bat signal for a pile on, STAT!
I think it's about ease of consumption. You can knock back a cup of raw eggs
it's about being old enough to remember watching Rocky for the first time. Chugging down eggs during the training montage (probably one of the greatest moments in cinema, by the way) when most of us would bork at it, was a way of demonstrating his utter commitment to eating 'right' for the trends of the time in sports nutrition.
Mind you, add a bit of sugar to the eggs and milk and you've essentially got custard/cake mix minus butter and flour. Which doesn't sound quite as bad?
Well she went to a&e with an ouchy eye so nothing newPeople are telling her it may need surgical intervention
Really, with the NHS on its knees, you are advising her to go to hospital with a splinter? Come on squiggles.....
ETA I shouldn’t have put the
This'll be the excuse for no £20 shop won't it?
I am of entirely the same mindset as you and you have described this perfectly.
And it's one rule for sentient hams/squiggles/conspiracy wankers/any other member of the public, a different rule for Jack. She can do no wrong and anyone who disagrees with her is a meanie and a ninny.
Has BB gone back to London?
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