I bet it’s designer. Can anyone triangulate?
Agreed completely. Between the transgender identity & having Mark Lewis on speed dial absolutely no one will want to touch that exposé with a barge pole. This is also why she doesn’t get the JM pours herself into a seductive diamanté denim number whilst popping to Wilkos Southend pap pics she so desperately cravesTotally agreed.
We know that most of the squiggles don't follow her all that closely - look at the numbers who would mention Mrs J to her comments months after She Left.
There are also a lot of people who've joined these threads who start out by saying "I always liked Jack Monroe because she helps the poor" or "I have a soft spot for her because she sued Katie Hopkins". This is what she is to the average squiggle, I think - she pops up periodically and they think good on her!
A lot of squiggles never make her recipes because they're not poor, but they like the idea of povs eating healthy. We know that her recipes are tit, but they don't. If they do make a recipe, they'll usually tweak it unthinkingly, so they don't experience the full horror. Or they'll go "ahh she's an uneducated urchin but she's doing her best!"
Plus a lot of people genuinely forget how long ago her "poverty" was, or don't know the backstory - they think she's WC, that her partner beat her or walked out on her when she was pregnant, that she has no support, etc. And she never corrects these misconceptions, of course.
I cringe whenever screenshots are posted here of that small group of Twitter profiles that are always criticising her. They aren't going to unmask her; they just feed into her narrative. What we will see is more squiggles gradually doubting things and investigating, but there will be no grand Scooby Doo villain moment.
The thing is we do just watch for a laugh, and it’s cheesy but the lols are truly based in the coven they’re not from her? We’re not Nelson pointing and laughing like LOOK AT HER we’re making our own comedy on these threads and most of the funniest bits are not at her expense (traaazers, Alan, vlad). Yes she’s thieving from people but duped nanas giving £20 out is a tale as old as time, if it wasn’t JM it would be the tissue men on the tube or a bloke who knocks on their door and duped them into paying a grand to have their guttering cleaned. Yes it’s wrong but it’s the way of the world