I knew Jack would meet him when I saw him at the game. I bet he loves Elf
Jack Grealish #99 dreaming of nips so tiny and nesh, showing under his T-shirt made out of white mesh
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Apologies to everyone who likes him but I find Will Ferrell utterly cringe.
Rihanna’s playing the halftime show in a bit, so we pretty much know what Abe will be wanking to tomorrow morning.
As soon as I heard that Rihanna was announced as the half time entertainment, my first thought was “…cause she’s pretty.” 
When I was watching the performance I thought OMG, Jack better not be staying up to watch this live, but HE'S GONNA LOVE IT!!!!As soon as I heard that Rihanna was announced as the half time entertainment, my first thought was “…cause she’s pretty.”
In honor of RiRi
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Rihanna's like
Jack's like
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Someone ought to go round to his gaff and make sure he’s not in a wank coma. Else, we’ll hear at Pep’s next presser:
Reporter: “Why isn’t Jack in training?”
Pep: “Rihanna. ‘Cause she’s pretty.”
Honestly I just him to approach me and say “I think you’re pretty” I would meltAs soon as I heard that Rihanna was announced as the half time entertainment, my first thought was “…cause she’s pretty.”
Sadly, he could actually call me an asshole and I’d be like omg Jack Grealish talked to meeeee!Honestly I just him to approach me and say “I think you’re pretty” I would melt
Excuse me whilst I melt into a puddle 🫠
Looks like he's on his knees waiting for the piss to rain down on him
I'm sure that could be arranged, *calls Kyle Walker* and I shall join Jack on my knees waiting.
hush you lil troll
i was enjoying that photo and now i’m thinking about piss u witchI’m fairly certain @Violetroselily masterminded my You Tube algorithm because yesterday two Harry Kane vids appeared.hush you lil troll
Her powers scare me.
i don’t know if i’d piss on him but i’d absolutely let him piss on me
Id be mouth open wide too.
Can't believe I posted what I thought was a nice photograph and it's turned into a pissing contest.
it’s ok to admit you’d let him piss on you too don’t worry i got you boo
I still think about this opening line at least once a week
So funny, excellent work from @wonderstruck25
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